So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13730. | fikki (fikki) | 78.72 | — | 2009-03-10 |
| 13731. | Emile (hemile) | 78.71 | 96% | 2013-12-14 |
| 13732. | Peter (aloyr) | 78.71 | 95% | 2016-02-20 |
| 13733. | Kelsey (kelseyhigham) | 78.71 | — | 2010-05-17 |
| 13734. | Ceri (ceriser) | 78.71 | 95% | 2014-06-03 |
| 13735. | Lars (aaberg) | 78.70 | 96% | 2021-04-18 |
| 13736. | Max (winstonlisa) | 78.70 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| 13737. | NEM0 (saybloo) | 78.70 | 96% | 2020-07-10 |
| 13738. | Sirens (hano15) | 78.70 | 95% | 2013-09-14 |
| 13739. | Pham (zatekusen) | 78.70 | 94% | 2012-09-30 |
| 13740. | Stephen (swankily) | 78.70 | 96% | 2017-03-26 |
| 13741. | Allan Peter Cayetano (phili... | 78.69 | 98% | 2022-07-30 |
| 13742. | Saulius (zemfry) | 78.69 | 95% | 2021-10-29 |
| 13743. | Michael (chupatwo) | 78.69 | 99% | 2020-02-23 |
| 13744. | Rishi (risheezy) | 78.69 | 95% | 2021-02-24 |
| 13745. | Jc (jc31) | 78.69 | 98.5% | 2021-02-11 |
| 13746. | Despacito (mathaddict314) | 78.68 | 96% | 2018-11-06 |
| 13747. | crazygoblin7 (crazygoblin7) | 78.68 | 97.9% | 2023-10-26 |
| 13748. | footage (alpinemilk) | 78.68 | 95% | 2023-04-12 |
| 13749. | Basar (bsrykt) | 78.68 | 98% | 2012-11-08 |
| 13750. | Qianxu Guo (qianxug) | 78.68 | 97% | 2020-02-29 |
| 13751. | Ville (vikonen) | 78.68 | 97% | 2013-03-20 |
| 13752. | Ali (alitahseendilse) | 78.68 | 99% | 2015-01-15 |
| 13753. | Matt (orangepan16) | 78.67 | 93% | 2016-01-14 |
| 13754. | Kitt (kmet5) | 78.67 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 13755. | John (johnzeds) | 78.67 | 99% | 2021-06-15 |
| 13756. | Feli (dottedladybug) | 78.67 | 98% | 2022-09-15 |
| 13757. | Mateen (mqtyper) | 78.67 | 92% | 2017-04-18 |
| 13758. | janet (janetcon) | 78.67 | — | 2010-03-27 |
| 13759. | Victor (vicrob) | 78.66 | — | 2009-05-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |