As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13364. | :| (peanutbutter_665) | 76.02 | 95% | 2023-03-16 |
| 13365. | Ktren (kfashaun) | 76.02 | 97.2% | 2023-06-12 |
| 13366. | Chuse (chuse) | 76.02 | 97% | 2020-05-27 |
| 13367. | Twitch.tv/balancepk_ (azjmo... | 76.02 | 96% | 2016-10-24 |
| 13368. | Es (esfrost) | 76.02 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
| 13369. | Kim Jong-il (a9088391) | 76.02 | 99% | 2020-05-17 |
| 13370. | deget (deget) | 76.02 | 95% | 2016-01-20 |
| 13371. | Jeffrey (jeffrey7212) | 76.01 | 96% | 2018-07-20 |
| 13372. | Robert (lendar16) | 76.00 | 96% | 2018-05-23 |
| 13373. | Henry (waltznum2) | 76.00 | 97% | 2025-03-05 |
| 13374. | AJ (alquinso_) | 76.00 | 95% | 2020-07-10 |
| 13375. | Jadyn (snyderator13) | 76.00 | 94% | 2016-01-10 |
| 13376. | Top (sheilsarda) | 76.00 | 97% | 2020-07-23 |
| 13377. | Wan (zenag) | 76.00 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
| 13378. | (luclukiluc) | 76.00 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 13379. | Samantha (sammie2223) | 76.00 | 94% | 2016-11-10 |
| 13380. | Hurairah (imhurairah) | 75.99 | 97% | 2023-07-11 |
| 13381. | Vishnu (crazy_typeracer) | 75.99 | 96% | 2021-09-25 |
| 13382. | rocketriderben1 (rocketride... | 75.99 | 95% | 2023-01-13 |
| 13383. | Hsu (eh643027) | 75.99 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 13384. | Rafael (23woodyj) | 75.99 | 97% | 2016-12-14 |
| 13385. | Cole (coles_lambo_15) | 75.99 | 95.8% | 2021-02-12 |
| 13386. | Kean (mkbnk201) | 75.98 | 94% | 2016-06-20 |
| 13387. | Michelle (charming_door) | 75.98 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 13388. | Dean (elusiveking) | 75.98 | 97.1% | 2023-07-12 |
| 13389. | Alexandre (malfortune) | 75.98 | 93% | 2016-12-20 |
| 13390. | yes (huskeygg) | 75.97 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 13391. | ooi (ooipuijack) | 75.97 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 13392. | Adi (adicyberg) | 75.97 | 98% | 2022-08-25 |
| 13393. | Wali (captorcarbon) | 75.97 | 96% | 2022-09-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |