Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5085. | VitalBuggy (vitalbuggy) | 53.67 | 92% | 2020-11-02 |
| 5086. | Mani (mani45) | 53.66 | 97% | 2020-06-20 |
| 5087. | Jacob (jacobthetyper4) | 53.65 | 97% | 2020-05-29 |
| 5088. | Dan (writfate) | 53.65 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
| 5089. | Joshua Robert (drewramos01) | 53.65 | 94% | 2018-03-04 |
| 5090. | Tran (envyriviere) | 53.64 | 95% | 2018-01-02 |
| 5091. | Guest (cropdustah) | 53.61 | 95% | 2019-04-30 |
| 5092. | Chris (thecrippledegg) | 53.61 | 95% | 2018-01-12 |
| 5093. | Pradeep (pradeep80) | 53.60 | 95% | 2021-07-20 |
| 5094. | Jade (jadezade76) | 53.60 | 95% | 2018-05-11 |
| 5095. | Reign (reigncastro023) | 53.60 | 95% | 2018-12-12 |
| 5096. | della (della_a) | 53.59 | 96% | 2018-03-21 |
| 5097. | Sawyer (stmcpherso) | 53.58 | 98% | 2020-10-13 |
| 5098. | Santiago (mrkamuka0) | 53.57 | 95% | 2018-04-21 |
| 5099. | Rj (arjitsx) | 53.56 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 5100. | Eric (godhand4826) | 53.55 | 95% | 2020-02-03 |
| 5101. | Craydrain (craydrain) | 53.51 | 95% | 2020-09-14 |
| 5102. | Ravi (raviivar) | 53.50 | 97% | 2019-06-14 |
| 5103. | aks (aksx) | 53.49 | 94% | 2017-10-04 |
| 5104. | Abdou31 (abdou31) | 53.49 | 97% | 2020-04-01 |
| 5105. | lance (chuyo13) | 53.48 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
| 5106. | EL (elbarto625) | 53.47 | 95% | 2020-11-27 |
| 5107. | Alstr (alstr) | 53.47 | 93% | 2019-03-25 |
| 5108. | Ivo (ivosu_10) | 53.46 | 94% | 2020-11-03 |
| 5109. | Suyog (earthisflat) | 53.45 | 95% | 2020-02-03 |
| 5110. | dex (sodextra) | 53.43 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
| 5111. | Ruben (ru3en14) | 53.42 | 94% | 2019-12-03 |
| 5112. | Maccy (amaccy) | 53.42 | 98% | 2020-11-08 |
| 5113. | Levon (lazer_zx5) | 53.42 | 98% | 2019-08-02 |
| 5114. | Lary (larylo1025) | 53.42 | 94% | 2019-09-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |