Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
Active since February 25, 2020.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7731. | Log (logan35) | 87.28 | 97% | 2024-11-20 |
| 7732. | Colin (cwreath43) | 87.28 | 97% | 2023-04-17 |
| 7733. | Zakaru (gaudo1991) | 87.28 | 99% | 2021-12-21 |
| 7734. | ramen (lightning_poliwag) | 87.28 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
| 7735. | Punch (pognick) | 87.28 | 96% | 2021-04-17 |
| 7736. | gemskillz (gemskillz) | 87.27 | 98.4% | 2025-01-27 |
| 7737. | Polarine (polarine) | 87.27 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 7738. | Speedy (monstershack) | 87.27 | 97% | 2022-01-16 |
| 7739. | M (maxopie) | 87.27 | 96% | 2021-04-14 |
| 7740. | PKDDDroid (pkdddroid) | 87.26 | 99% | 2024-08-20 |
| 7741. | Albert (albastardoto) | 87.26 | 98% | 2021-05-09 |
| 7742. | bobislg (bobig) | 87.25 | 97% | 2023-07-18 |
| 7743. | John (thefiretyper) | 87.25 | 97% | 2022-05-22 |
| 7744. | Umar (umartangent) | 87.25 | 97% | 2024-08-14 |
| 7745. | Ezikel (ezikel40) | 87.24 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
| 7746. | d3lev (d3lev) | 87.24 | 98.6% | 2025-02-03 |
| 7747. | Nathan (craizar) | 87.23 | 99% | 2021-01-18 |
| 7748. | popped (p0ppedcorn) | 87.23 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 7749. | Qrilith (qrilith_nimeru123) | 87.22 | 94% | 2024-11-26 |
| 7750. | andrerererew (apoolofwater) | 87.22 | 96% | 2024-11-07 |
| 7751. | Draco25 (draco25) | 87.21 | 96.5% | 2024-12-20 |
| 7752. | yoyo (another343) | 87.21 | 98% | 2025-02-18 |
| 7753. | Adam (hodowcaowiec) | 87.21 | 98% | 2022-11-05 |
| 7754. | AJ (mahnkster21) | 87.21 | 97.4% | 2023-10-30 |
| 7755. | BiharBoy (chupkarmanager) | 87.20 | 97% | 2024-05-12 |
| 7756. | RED (red666) | 87.20 | 97.7% | 2023-09-23 |
| 7757. | Hieu (hieugrection) | 87.20 | 95% | 2020-06-19 |
| 7758. | Jeremiah (jeremiah8338) | 87.19 | 96.8% | 2023-12-27 |
| 7759. | OmicronVirus (deathisnthend) | 87.19 | 99% | 2022-01-22 |
| 7760. | alam (alamjael) | 87.19 | 100% | 2023-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |