As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
11642. | Holly (runningnurse) | 79.82 | 99% | 2018-01-09 |
11643. | Lumberjack (lumberpython) | 79.82 | 96.9% | 2021-02-06 |
11644. | Lasse (imlasse) | 79.82 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
11645. | Dolphin (pigmaster) | 79.82 | 94% | 2015-05-09 |
11646. | Luke (tinkeng) | 79.81 | 98% | 2017-11-18 |
11647. | slothy (slothgav) | 79.81 | 95.1% | 2025-02-05 |
11648. | Prabhu (prabhusengal) | 79.81 | 98% | 2023-03-14 |
11649. | DemonKing (zxzf) | 79.81 | 98% | 2022-05-17 |
11650. | Danang (dasyad00) | 79.81 | 97% | 2020-10-13 |
11651. | David Karn (dkmackay) | 79.81 | 93% | 2016-06-03 |
11652. | Chris (cnbrauns30) | 79.80 | 97% | 2020-05-03 |
11653. | Junkie (qwert_noob) | 79.80 | 98% | 2022-08-14 |
11654. | Zor-Pieu (peter00151) | 79.80 | 98% | 2020-06-02 |
11655. | naninaninani (naninaninani505) | 79.79 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
11656. | . (cuzto) | 79.79 | 95.9% | 2024-03-13 |
11657. | Oliver (soonsy) | 79.79 | 93% | 2016-01-12 |
11658. | Danny 🛸 (dannyhhkb) | 79.78 | 96% | 2023-06-22 |
11659. | H7GhosT (h7ghost) | 79.78 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
11660. | Balint Mogyorosi (balintgab... | 79.78 | 96.3% | 2024-05-02 |
11661. | Qwerty (qwertyazerty) | 79.78 | 96.9% | 2023-10-18 |
11662. | beans (rlbeans) | 79.78 | 98% | 2021-10-03 |
11663. | Nathan (craizar) | 79.78 | 98% | 2023-09-17 |
11664. | Tom (at081098) | 79.78 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
11665. | Alex (laralex) | 79.78 | 97% | 2019-12-08 |
11666. | manthan (sixtynine_wpm) | 79.77 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
11667. | hot (hotsingle) | 79.77 | 97.2% | 2024-02-29 |
11668. | Alex (alexk123) | 79.77 | 96.7% | 2025-03-08 |
11669. | Iamsparta (void_snowy) | 79.77 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
11670. | Harshal (bitbeast18) | 79.77 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
11671. | Darapsas (darapsas) | 79.77 | 97% | 2018-08-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |