So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12053. | Aidan (alin46) | 81.73 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
| 12054. | Momo (helloworldwhatniceday... | 81.73 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 12055. | Sontol (sontolbonggol) | 81.73 | 95% | 2016-12-04 |
| 12056. | Dennis (waar_is_de_magnetron) | 81.73 | 96% | 2019-04-04 |
| 12057. | Jamie (riuma) | 81.73 | 94% | 2016-11-23 |
| 12058. | divou (divou) | 81.73 | 88% | 2012-03-27 |
| 12059. | Greg (gregeryb) | 81.72 | 99% | 2017-07-20 |
| 12060. | WhySoSlow (milktea_1999) | 81.72 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
| 12061. | Rob (robmcc) | 81.72 | 92% | 2013-03-12 |
| 12062. | Simon (smeagols) | 81.72 | — | 2009-05-13 |
| 12063. | Dan (danmofo) | 81.72 | 97% | 2017-10-29 |
| 12064. | Yantro (yantro) | 81.71 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 12065. | alex (alexaesopos) | 81.71 | 97% | 2022-07-11 |
| 12066. | Mayank (person_mayank) | 81.71 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
| 12067. | Para (parad) | 81.71 | 98% | 2021-03-13 |
| 12068. | appropriate nicknames pls (... | 81.71 | 95% | 2013-04-25 |
| 12069. | Aman (amanengineer) | 81.70 | 98% | 2023-06-24 |
| 12070. | Clickau (clickau) | 81.70 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 12071. | Nathan (craizar) | 81.70 | 98% | 2017-03-08 |
| 12072. | kith (kith1066) | 81.70 | 97% | 2012-04-13 |
| 12073. | Nick (nickelodeon_diesel) | 81.70 | 97% | 2018-04-04 |
| 12074. | Zal (zhester) | 81.70 | 89% | 2014-01-11 |
| 12075. | Lizzie (lizzieo4) | 81.70 | — | 2009-03-15 |
| 12076. | Nickboyswag (nickboyswag) | 81.69 | 89% | 2014-11-10 |
| 12077. | J (yzy1234) | 81.69 | 97% | 2021-09-05 |
| 12078. | SirSpeedy (sir_speedy) | 81.69 | 99% | 2017-06-06 |
| 12079. | Dennis (mrshender) | 81.69 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 12080. | Tan (tnguyen92) | 81.68 | 95% | 2020-09-18 |
| 12081. | Andre (andreandreandre) | 81.67 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 12082. | Patrick (monkyoo) | 81.67 | 96% | 2022-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |