So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8863. | William (jitoyo) | 88.22 | 95% | 2017-02-27 |
| 8864. | Jutte (nescire) | 88.22 | 95% | 2014-04-21 |
| 8865. | Zarius (zarius) | 88.22 | 97% | 2011-12-19 |
| 8866. | Mata (dragon261) | 88.22 | 98% | 2016-06-08 |
| 8867. | Dave (dfonvielle) | 88.22 | 99% | 2012-12-10 |
| 8868. | lith (lithium332) | 88.21 | 90% | 2012-11-29 |
| 8869. | CARL (carlkwan) | 88.21 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
| 8870. | Anthony (eatmytypingdust) | 88.21 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
| 8871. | Elisabeth (liz4liz5) | 88.20 | 97% | 2011-12-05 |
| 8872. | Mars (shintengin) | 88.20 | 99% | 2021-01-07 |
| 8873. | Joshmeisterr (joshmeisterr) | 88.20 | 95% | 2022-10-24 |
| 8874. | Jin (guojin99) | 88.20 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| 8875. | Maddi (queenrupert) | 88.20 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 8876. | Laurence (lmaddox) | 88.20 | 98% | 2012-10-19 |
| 8877. | AFS (justcruzin) | 88.20 | 98% | 2016-03-10 |
| 8878. | Cid (cidmctab) | 88.20 | 96% | 2013-09-10 |
| 8879. | penguin (penguinstar123) | 88.19 | 97% | 2023-10-17 |
| 8880. | Dio (slado122) | 88.19 | 97% | 2021-12-06 |
| 8881. | Lucario387 (tung1x45) | 88.19 | 96% | 2019-04-20 |
| 8882. | Ojas (sajo) | 88.19 | 95% | 2016-04-25 |
| 8883. | Haise (craftergod21) | 88.19 | 97% | 2016-09-29 |
| 8884. | TuringTest (poweld) | 88.18 | 94% | 2013-04-04 |
| 8885. | yuhhh (andrewheimyoutube) | 88.18 | 97% | 2022-08-16 |
| 8886. | Lieuwe (lieuwex) | 88.18 | 94% | 2015-09-24 |
| 8887. | Justin (derky) | 88.18 | 90% | 2014-01-26 |
| 8888. | Richard (rhendrick82989) | 88.18 | 96% | 2014-10-15 |
| 8889. | Kenshiro (toxicated) | 88.17 | 97.4% | 2023-06-08 |
| 8890. | Cool (cooljet123) | 88.17 | 100% | 2022-12-11 |
| 8891. | Tevye (sammydvorak) | 88.17 | 98% | 2015-07-05 |
| 8892. | Helio (heliolol) | 88.17 | 93% | 2012-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |