As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8888. | I'm (ten10) | 86.74 | 95% | 2015-07-29 |
| 8889. | johnfred (cevhyruz) | 86.73 | 99% | 2023-03-09 |
| 8890. | kripp (hotdoghunter) | 86.73 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 8891. | Nath (thisisntnath) | 86.73 | 95% | 2020-12-02 |
| 8892. | Daniel (reflexus) | 86.73 | 97% | 2018-10-15 |
| 8893. | Twissu (twissu699) | 86.72 | 96% | 2025-01-28 |
| 8894. | damloojy (damloojy) | 86.72 | 97% | 2020-06-03 |
| 8895. | Eliud (inggoodface) | 86.72 | 87% | 2015-06-28 |
| 8896. | mike1808 (mike1808) | 86.72 | 92% | 2016-08-05 |
| 8897. | cmath (chrismath) | 86.72 | 98% | 2021-05-29 |
| 8898. | Dimitris (generaldido) | 86.72 | 98% | 2016-03-17 |
| 8899. | Edward (kailhreds) | 86.72 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
| 8900. | aaaaa;-; (idkwhyyyy) | 86.71 | 99% | 2022-09-20 |
| 8901. | Bbarry (g3xz0r) | 86.71 | 94% | 2016-05-06 |
| 8902. | Ibrahim (ibrahimtyper) | 86.71 | 97% | 2019-08-27 |
| 8903. | Stefanos (weedleneedle) | 86.70 | 98% | 2020-02-13 |
| 8904. | Joschi (joschi1212) | 86.69 | 98% | 2024-11-14 |
| 8905. | dab (itsdab) | 86.69 | 97% | 2020-04-06 |
| 8906. | Julian (cracking_fingers) | 86.69 | 97% | 2024-07-12 |
| 8907. | Doc Hudson (willlee_7) | 86.69 | 97% | 2023-01-22 |
| 8908. | Anderson (andarson) | 86.69 | 99% | 2023-03-26 |
| 8909. | Matthew (wormshurm) | 86.69 | 97.6% | 2024-07-09 |
| 8910. | . (athazagoraphobia) | 86.69 | 94% | 2019-01-02 |
| 8911. | 5_fingers_now (5fingersnow) | 86.68 | 97% | 2017-11-02 |
| 8912. | dunk (destinyx19) | 86.68 | 97% | 2017-07-25 |
| 8913. | AleX (alex_t) | 86.68 | 96% | 2015-04-10 |
| 8914. | Moth (krmoth) | 86.67 | 97% | 2022-05-06 |
| 8915. | Daniel (fragil1ty) | 86.67 | 93% | 2016-09-02 |
| 8916. | Jamie (jamiejamie) | 86.67 | 98% | 2021-07-13 |
| 8917. | Musashi (noble_addiction) | 86.67 | 96% | 2024-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |