The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31960. | rh (rspiritz) | 61.30 | 94% | 2023-11-17 |
| 31961. | Ramsey (ramseyitsme) | 61.30 | 95.6% | 2021-02-03 |
| 31962. | zilch (qwertyzilch) | 61.30 | 95% | 2021-03-23 |
| 31963. | Ze (taludon) | 61.30 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 31964. | Exzede (exzede) | 61.30 | 95% | 2022-04-11 |
| 31965. | memes (swiftyisamemer) | 61.30 | 91% | 2016-02-08 |
| 31966. | Marcel (diammentrodon) | 61.30 | 97% | 2013-12-09 |
| 31967. | bigtitty (bigtitty23) | 61.29 | 97% | 2025-04-04 |
| 31968. | veronica (vguti) | 61.29 | 96.3% | 2024-09-19 |
| 31969. | Chi (chinuneko) | 61.29 | 95.3% | 2024-03-20 |
| 31970. | Josh (jwilder) | 61.29 | 97% | 2024-05-08 |
| 31971. | Anu (anu_anu) | 61.29 | 96.2% | 2023-12-05 |
| 31972. | janardannn (mind_uncapped) | 61.29 | 96.1% | 2023-12-12 |
| 31973. | ruksun (ruksunn) | 61.29 | 93% | 2012-06-30 |
| 31974. | Ian (stabbywabby) | 61.29 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 31975. | Eric (xplo99) | 61.29 | 92% | 2011-05-07 |
| 31976. | Kebab (cpt_price) | 61.28 | 95% | 2016-08-06 |
| 31977. | Deap (deapcannedfood) | 61.28 | 97% | 2024-10-15 |
| 31978. | pigeonmilk (pigeonmilk) | 61.28 | 91% | 2013-09-26 |
| 31979. | Ayush (ayushtank) | 61.28 | 97% | 2024-09-03 |
| 31980. | Potato (parttime_potato) | 61.28 | 97% | 2025-05-30 |
| 31981. | Tejaswi (tejaswi) | 61.28 | 96% | 2012-07-30 |
| 31982. | Black_Thunder_777 (black_th... | 61.27 | 97% | 2024-05-14 |
| 31983. | Sudo (sudo1) | 61.27 | 94.7% | 2025-01-10 |
| 31984. | joe (joeyvojvodich) | 61.27 | 94.6% | 2025-03-18 |
| 31985. | / (m6wni) | 61.27 | 93% | 2022-03-08 |
| 31986. | Papa (skilledwriter) | 61.27 | 95% | 2024-02-24 |
| 31987. | AverageEggSucker (freegarage) | 61.27 | 96% | 2017-06-08 |
| 31988. | ST (alienbb) | 61.26 | 96% | 2024-11-13 |
| 31989. | Benson (astriker) | 61.26 | 93% | 2014-03-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |