Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5317. | Thomas (isnotavailable_isno... | 57.45 | 95% | 2017-12-14 |
| 5318. | Kawaii (kawaiidesuwu) | 57.44 | 94% | 2019-10-31 |
| 5319. | Andrew (potatoking197) | 57.44 | 96% | 2020-04-05 |
| 5320. | Himanshu (pluto_ish) | 57.42 | 96% | 2020-09-09 |
| 5321. | Lean (myasiansenpai) | 57.41 | 96% | 2017-09-06 |
| 5322. | Bruh (1845619) | 57.39 | 94% | 2019-06-07 |
| 5323. | Alex (alexxxkachow) | 57.37 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 5324. | rat (rakend) | 57.37 | 97% | 2019-08-24 |
| 5325. | Aldrex (aldrex) | 57.36 | 96% | 2020-09-08 |
| 5326. | David (kjdavid) | 57.35 | 98% | 2018-08-13 |
| 5327. | zack (footlover) | 57.35 | 97% | 2018-12-26 |
| 5328. | Spanandan (spandan01) | 57.35 | 96% | 2017-11-18 |
| 5329. | Nikita (ngalaiko) | 57.32 | 95% | 2020-12-18 |
| 5330. | Daniele (daniele28) | 57.32 | 94% | 2019-08-31 |
| 5331. | Ariel (arielomo) | 57.29 | 94% | 2020-12-15 |
| 5332. | Augustin (letplane) | 57.29 | 95% | 2019-10-21 |
| 5333. | NeroveX (nf2z47kvvv8c8ns5) | 57.27 | 93% | 2020-05-05 |
| 5334. | Andrei (cpt_kek) | 57.27 | 96% | 2019-07-04 |
| 5335. | Pranav (pranavsetpal) | 57.26 | 95% | 2020-12-02 |
| 5336. | Vašek (blazeva) | 57.25 | 97% | 2018-03-08 |
| 5337. | Cezary (cezaryy) | 57.23 | 95% | 2018-09-19 |
| 5338. | Jonathan (bowlcutboy) | 57.21 | 96% | 2018-02-24 |
| 5339. | kareem (i_recline) | 57.20 | 94% | 2020-10-30 |
| 5340. | Windsor (windsory) | 57.19 | 95% | 2018-11-20 |
| 5341. | tken (tken_tokyo) | 57.19 | 99% | 2017-07-22 |
| 5342. | Shar (sharburrus) | 57.18 | 95% | 2018-12-21 |
| 5343. | Prathmesh (xvzf) | 57.17 | 95% | 2020-07-24 |
| 5344. | Andrei (andyspeed) | 57.16 | 95% | 2020-12-15 |
| 5345. | Alexander (helmers) | 57.14 | 94% | 2020-09-02 |
| 5346. | Null (chicken1996) | 57.14 | 94% | 2019-01-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |