And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13030. | Kyle (kjwhite88) | 91.66 | — | 2011-01-06 |
| 13031. | Jay (anond) | 91.65 | — | 2009-12-24 |
| 13032. | Skyro (potatomama1234) | 91.64 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 13033. | Urabigail (borat_kz) | 91.64 | 97.3% | 2023-10-19 |
| 13034. | ζ―δΊ (tanyuanji) | 91.64 | 99% | 2011-05-30 |
| 13035. | Noah (nesharps) | 91.64 | 92% | 2016-08-23 |
| 13036. | dave (ryuzog) | 91.64 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 13037. | Pat (ralphxcrunner) | 91.64 | — | 2009-05-04 |
| 13038. | Eddy (eddyconer) | 91.64 | 89% | 2015-04-14 |
| 13039. | lie (lie_mm) | 91.63 | 97% | 2022-02-02 |
| 13040. | Taylor (gjchick) | 91.63 | 95% | 2011-08-17 |
| 13041. | Nathan (nathancardinal) | 91.63 | 88% | 2017-03-15 |
| 13042. | Kenton (kentonwho) | 91.63 | 97.8% | 2021-01-29 |
| 13043. | FTX Brand Ambassador (storm... | 91.63 | 86% | 2016-02-16 |
| 13044. | Tyler (thermalcry) | 91.63 | 99% | 2012-12-15 |
| 13045. | Gunther (nintendoaddict1) | 91.63 | 96% | 2014-09-19 |
| 13046. | Sharif (sharif4747) | 91.62 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
| 13047. | cpl_chillaxton (cpl_chillax... | 91.62 | 99% | 2018-10-18 |
| 13048. | jarl sondre (jallis) | 91.62 | 97% | 2016-05-09 |
| 13049. | cL (cynibro) | 91.62 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 13050. | Dinksmasher9000 (dinksmashe... | 91.62 | 88% | 2015-11-18 |
| 13051. | Jessica (deaths_discomfort) | 91.62 | — | 2009-07-19 |
| 13052. | toxictortoise (hangfromthef... | 91.61 | 93% | 2023-03-29 |
| 13053. | π (san_eatonio) | 91.61 | 98% | 2020-09-17 |
| 13054. | Kreator (thekreator42) | 91.61 | 96% | 2013-03-08 |
| 13055. | Matt (gearpuppy) | 91.60 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
| 13056. | Ame (vantaxyon) | 91.60 | 96% | 2022-03-23 |
| 13057. | Art of Typing (artoftypingf... | 91.60 | 97% | 2023-09-23 |
| 13058. | crow (ph4tomz) | 91.60 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
| 13059. | Aidan (aidan7777) | 91.60 | 88% | 2015-03-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |