I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1013. | Dominic (mickeyice3) | 101.84 | 98.4% | 2024-01-15 |
| 1014. | (ilikeponyz20) | 101.83 | 97.7% | 2025-02-26 |
| 1015. | China (dvorak_king) | 101.81 | 96.8% | 2023-07-14 |
| 1016. | CASPer (jerdaw) | 101.78 | 98% | 2025-08-31 |
| 1017. | Kylea (icykylea) | 101.78 | 97% | 2025-02-13 |
| 1018. | tlbi (tla109) | 101.75 | 97.4% | 2024-02-26 |
| 1019. | Niko M. (recline187) | 101.72 | 97.6% | 2023-11-30 |
| 1020. | P100 (close280) | 101.71 | 98% | 2024-06-11 |
| 1021. | Kairos (kairossss_) | 101.69 | 98% | 2024-12-09 |
| 1022. | Eric (et_sd) | 101.68 | 98% | 2024-10-03 |
| 1023. | Joel (joel5534) | 101.64 | 97% | 2024-06-17 |
| 1024. | WyZard (wise_owl) | 101.64 | 97.3% | 2023-10-04 |
| 1025. | aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (twoye... | 101.59 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
| 1026. | Memat (memat) | 101.59 | 98.5% | 2024-01-06 |
| 1027. | Will (greggaz) | 101.58 | 97.2% | 2024-07-19 |
| 1028. | Oliver (pastapower05) | 101.58 | 98.8% | 2023-07-06 |
| 1029. | Vsevolod (cosdaj_dv) | 101.56 | 96.6% | 2024-04-18 |
| 1030. | pugsgottawork (pugsgottawork) | 101.47 | 97% | 2025-01-24 |
| 1031. | jhon (burnerjhon) | 101.47 | 97.2% | 2024-10-19 |
| 1032. | It'sMe (freakinnickp) | 101.47 | 98.6% | 2023-12-14 |
| 1033. | Jimmy (user39_on_anagram) | 101.46 | 98% | 2025-07-15 |
| 1034. | sməxy (smexyflako) | 101.45 | 97.5% | 2023-07-30 |
| 1035. | Nick (krupa1727) | 101.42 | 98% | 2025-06-07 |
| 1036. | pomgie (achan66) | 101.42 | 98% | 2023-04-14 |
| 1037. | tstats[mentosbrentos] (ment... | 101.42 | 97.4% | 2023-10-26 |
| 1038. | MaBec (_mabecma_) | 101.38 | 98% | 2023-07-12 |
| 1039. | Josh (djoshi) | 101.37 | 98.4% | 2024-07-16 |
| 1040. | Pianist (tecware_elite) | 101.35 | 97% | 2024-04-14 |
| 1041. | Alex (pyrxx) | 101.33 | 98% | 2023-07-13 |
| 1042. | joel (palmfruit380) | 101.32 | 98% | 2025-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |