Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3745. | Guest (loadlng) | 96.40 | 98% | 2017-12-31 |
| 3746. | Matthew (valleym) | 96.39 | 95% | 2018-04-10 |
| 3747. | nluttebe (blutter) | 96.38 | 98% | 2025-05-27 |
| 3748. | Manal (skullcicator) | 96.38 | 97% | 2023-05-20 |
| 3749. | Vijanden. (vijanden) | 96.37 | 96% | 2020-08-20 |
| 3750. | rohit (rohitvit2009) | 96.36 | 98% | 2019-02-26 |
| 3751. | piconeeks (piconeeks) | 96.36 | 98% | 2023-08-16 |
| 3752. | ydem2nir9tag (ydem2nir9tag) | 96.36 | 96% | 2021-11-11 |
| 3753. | tstats[jack18] (jack18) | 96.36 | 96.8% | 2023-10-26 |
| 3754. | Eric (guster09) | 96.36 | 93% | 2017-01-25 |
| 3755. | connie (conniexlee) | 96.35 | 96% | 2021-03-30 |
| 3756. | Customality (customality) | 96.35 | 95% | 2020-07-26 |
| 3757. | Peter (aaubeofcheese) | 96.35 | 100% | 2022-03-12 |
| 3758. | . (ryium) | 96.34 | 96% | 2019-04-13 |
| 3759. | Zevi (zevie) | 96.34 | 100% | 2019-10-07 |
| 3760. | Leo (hogsh9862) | 96.33 | 98% | 2024-05-22 |
| 3761. | Vsevolod (cosdaj_dv) | 96.31 | 98.3% | 2023-10-06 |
| 3762. | xSora (xsora) | 96.30 | 96% | 2021-12-05 |
| 3763. | T (heyteeee) | 96.30 | 95% | 2021-05-16 |
| 3764. | satori (dnjooiopaa) | 96.29 | 96% | 2025-07-28 |
| 3765. | Noah (hvon) | 96.28 | 99% | 2021-07-02 |
| 3766. | M.Verstappen (gameroubas) | 96.28 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
| 3767. | slivermonger (slivermonger) | 96.27 | 96.7% | 2023-12-29 |
| 3768. | Grant (grantly) | 96.27 | 97% | 2022-08-24 |
| 3769. | Dylan (lukan) | 96.26 | 97% | 2018-07-10 |
| 3770. | Targi (targi) | 96.26 | 97.6% | 2021-02-18 |
| 3771. | McClout (type_69_master) | 96.26 | 96.7% | 2021-01-28 |
| 3772. | Luol Deng (crossdistress) | 96.24 | 98.7% | 2023-12-01 |
| 3773. | Kristaps (kristaps12312) | 96.24 | 96% | 2023-05-09 |
| 3774. | Shonnnn (shon2) | 96.24 | 99% | 2019-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |