I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2860. | Nathan (tokenshift) | 110.36 | 98% | 2017-03-24 |
| 2861. | Ryan Smith (chickenhelmet) | 110.36 | 98% | 2023-02-01 |
| 2862. | quirino (codeforces) | 110.36 | 98% | 2025-07-01 |
| 2863. | N o y b (jet1k) | 110.35 | 98% | 2021-12-21 |
| 2864. | neverblade (neverblade) | 110.35 | 95% | 2016-08-23 |
| 2865. | issa (issa_) | 110.33 | 97.8% | 2023-08-23 |
| 2866. | Dantinyk (dantinyk) | 110.32 | 98.5% | 2023-05-30 |
| 2867. | いつき (huywee) | 110.32 | 96.1% | 2024-06-25 |
| 2868. | David (davidjohnston20) | 110.32 | 98% | 2023-03-12 |
| 2869. | Cygnus (cygnuss) | 110.31 | 97% | 2019-10-21 |
| 2870. | typeyMcTypeFace (mslib9) | 110.27 | 99% | 2021-06-18 |
| 2871. | Wil$on (wilsonlee123) | 110.27 | 98% | 2021-07-04 |
| 2872. | cole (coldmak) | 110.26 | 97.5% | 2024-08-07 |
| 2873. | Anthony (pianokid88) | 110.26 | 94% | 2016-10-02 |
| 2874. | Zi (zdry) | 110.26 | 97% | 2019-01-31 |
| 2875. | Jandre (jandre1028) | 110.24 | 98% | 2021-04-17 |
| 2876. | Squidney (hieroolz97) | 110.23 | 94% | 2015-07-01 |
| 2877. | Kriso (krischoo276) | 110.23 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 2878. | Vsevolod (cosdaj_dv) | 110.23 | 98.5% | 2024-04-07 |
| 2879. | Marm (slayerxy) | 110.22 | 98% | 2020-07-20 |
| 2880. | Uder (uder) | 110.21 | 95% | 2015-12-21 |
| 2881. | (sputype) | 110.20 | 97% | 2023-05-02 |
| 2882. | adsf (max_m7) | 110.19 | 98% | 2022-02-16 |
| 2883. | shwegdow (shwegdow) | 110.19 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 2884. | 我亲爱的甜橙树 (mosae) | 110.18 | 98% | 2022-05-02 |
| 2885. | John (johnratchet3) | 110.16 | 97% | 2015-08-26 |
| 2886. | Bob (ryokucha) | 110.15 | 98.2% | 2023-08-11 |
| 2887. | Darren (feelinspiffy) | 110.15 | 97% | 2023-05-28 |
| 2888. | Tim (afferin_) | 110.15 | 92% | 2016-08-07 |
| 2889. | Zoë (boramis) | 110.14 | 96% | 2015-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |