So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24295. | apri (entah) | 61.49 | 95% | 2011-12-02 |
| 24296. | John (chorus) | 61.49 | — | 2009-08-24 |
| 24297. | Angel (angellady308) | 61.49 | 92% | 2013-02-14 |
| 24298. | Can (plakog) | 61.48 | 95% | 2022-03-04 |
| 24299. | Gaurab (logan_pi) | 61.48 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 24300. | Mike (mightymike) | 61.48 | 94% | 2016-02-20 |
| 24301. | real_remi (bobbobbio) | 61.47 | 90% | 2015-11-28 |
| 24302. | HasadBoii (hasadboii) | 61.47 | 96% | 2021-12-16 |
| 24303. | Zozvo (zozvo) | 61.47 | 96% | 2022-01-24 |
| 24304. | Jerome (jrocket28) | 61.47 | 89% | 2015-08-16 |
| 24305. | andrea (terminator3018) | 61.47 | — | 2009-10-28 |
| 24306. | Ventrias (yuz1992) | 61.46 | 96% | 2019-02-24 |
| 24307. | Blu (smitali) | 61.46 | 97% | 2023-05-01 |
| 24308. | Lukas (phandox) | 61.46 | 92% | 2012-11-11 |
| 24309. | Nam (nkbinladen) | 61.46 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 24310. | Daniel (dangood92) | 61.46 | 97% | 2015-02-20 |
| 24311. | boosbat (coryqoolguy) | 61.45 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
| 24312. | vincent (godofbokchoy) | 61.45 | 95% | 2021-03-31 |
| 24313. | SAbeen (sabeen89) | 61.45 | 91% | 2013-12-11 |
| 24314. | Tyler (nitrotyper123) | 61.45 | 95% | 2021-04-22 |
| 24315. | arnav (trahimam) | 61.45 | 97% | 2022-06-30 |
| 24316. | Julie (juliehuynh654252) | 61.45 | 92% | 2016-03-16 |
| 24317. | dieMandelbrotmenge (just_ad... | 61.45 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 24318. | Wandon (wandon) | 61.45 | 95% | 2021-05-15 |
| 24319. | Guillermo (andragoner) | 61.45 | 95% | 2017-08-06 |
| 24320. | Zubair (xubrrrrr) | 61.45 | — | 2009-04-09 |
| 24321. | tran (congtu) | 61.45 | 97% | 2012-10-02 |
| 24322. | Steven (doobins) | 61.44 | 94% | 2011-06-05 |
| 24323. | Aether (aethersimp) | 61.44 | 96% | 2022-10-14 |
| 24324. | dan (dantheman06_) | 61.44 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |