As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6796. | Raider (raider_28) | 91.90 | 96% | 2020-06-15 |
| 6797. | Darion (derx) | 91.89 | 95% | 2016-06-17 |
| 6798. | Phil (joot) | 91.89 | 96.9% | 2024-07-30 |
| 6799. | Brian (shjang1007) | 91.88 | 96% | 2016-11-04 |
| 6800. | Aayush (imqwerty) | 91.88 | 97% | 2020-08-19 |
| 6801. | Hal (goscinny2) | 91.88 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 6802. | Angel (zeorix) | 91.87 | 99% | 2025-02-18 |
| 6803. | yasin (yasin321) | 91.87 | 19% | 2016-05-25 |
| 6804. | Josh (jhc9999) | 91.85 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
| 6805. | chris (llamas876) | 91.85 | 97.4% | 2021-02-04 |
| 6806. | Mathew (dna44) | 91.85 | 97% | 2020-01-17 |
| 6807. | 65best (dunneljir) | 91.84 | 98% | 2020-05-14 |
| 6808. | ogamiseta (samarthos) | 91.84 | 97% | 2020-08-15 |
| 6809. | Nate (flarpyz) | 91.84 | 97.8% | 2021-02-26 |
| 6810. | Hans (hans007) | 91.84 | 96% | 2015-04-14 |
| 6811. | Giulio (giulio89) | 91.84 | 98% | 2017-09-23 |
| 6812. | coruey (coruey) | 91.83 | 98% | 2023-10-30 |
| 6813. | tee (nullable) | 91.83 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
| 6814. | Gabriel (dsgab) | 91.82 | 96.5% | 2024-09-25 |
| 6815. | xagaxi (xagaxi) | 91.82 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| 6816. | Francisco (patleitao) | 91.82 | 97% | 2019-10-19 |
| 6817. | Dave (hankatola) | 91.81 | 99% | 2017-10-23 |
| 6818. | ok (herbaltea) | 91.81 | 98% | 2019-08-05 |
| 6819. | Robertus (combrote2) | 91.81 | 98% | 2018-02-26 |
| 6820. | Jarred (jarredinator) | 91.81 | 98% | 2017-09-27 |
| 6821. | |𝐅𝐄𝐑|SiriusB (bsir... | 91.81 | 97% | 2017-10-31 |
| 6822. | Bread (heyitsloaf) | 91.80 | 97% | 2021-05-11 |
| 6823. | Michael (mercury28) | 91.80 | 98% | 2021-06-29 |
| 6824. | atirrh (atirrh) | 91.80 | 98% | 2018-05-05 |
| 6825. | quickk1 (quickk1) | 91.80 | 96% | 2018-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |