As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17949. | typeracer (abcdefg123a) | 66.25 | 98% | 2017-06-13 |
| 17950. | Connecting... (toodey) | 66.24 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 17951. | Raghav (noob_clown) | 66.24 | 97% | 2022-08-01 |
| 17952. | steel (steelmax1214) | 66.24 | 97% | 2021-11-07 |
| 17953. | Jako (frafdothehero) | 66.24 | 96% | 2021-05-15 |
| 17954. | Aaron (magicsauce) | 66.24 | 97% | 2015-05-29 |
| 17955. | Mohamed Abdelfattah (mohame... | 66.23 | 96% | 2023-02-19 |
| 17956. | Radriar (slowtype_e) | 66.23 | 97% | 2021-12-28 |
| 17957. | Vishnu (vishnu6174) | 66.23 | 97% | 2021-07-30 |
| 17958. | Master (masterdvorak) | 66.23 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 17959. | San (sankoko) | 66.23 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
| 17960. | Jill (devaunsmom) | 66.23 | 98% | 2019-12-10 |
| 17961. | Long_man (clamptsubasa) | 66.23 | 95% | 2019-02-02 |
| 17962. | Megan (megy147) | 66.23 | 95% | 2016-01-26 |
| 17963. | Andrey (andrey_) | 66.23 | 90% | 2017-01-10 |
| 17964. | ANUP (typekashyap) | 66.23 | 99% | 2019-05-14 |
| 17965. | Cortex (cortexvortex) | 66.22 | 94% | 2016-08-17 |
| 17966. | john (kingtypemaster) | 66.22 | 98.4% | 2021-02-12 |
| 17967. | L33T (01l33t) | 66.22 | 95% | 2020-09-26 |
| 17968. | Thomas (coasterman) | 66.21 | 87% | 2016-01-13 |
| 17969. | Nikolas (kaisobird) | 66.21 | 97% | 2020-01-23 |
| 17970. | Christian (enermaster) | 66.21 | 94% | 2017-03-13 |
| 17971. | Wesley (wesleytmh) | 66.20 | 97% | 2022-06-05 |
| 17972. | David (david_12345) | 66.20 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 17973. | Delfier (delfier) | 66.20 | 96% | 2021-02-01 |
| 17974. | Danny (h4ndeye) | 66.20 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 17975. | duhber (duhber) | 66.20 | 92% | 2015-08-27 |
| 17976. | Robi (elrobi) | 66.19 | 96.4% | 2024-04-27 |
| 17977. | Daniel (notvega) | 66.19 | 96% | 2022-11-14 |
| 17978. | uppu (uppuu) | 66.18 | 99% | 2023-01-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |