Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5398. | Jurek (69furrycoom420) | 97.76 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 5399. | A (dicktucker) | 97.76 | 98% | 2021-10-30 |
| 5400. | Karandeep (justkarandeep) | 97.76 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 5401. | Puffle (pufflebuns) | 97.76 | 97.1% | 2023-09-28 |
| 5402. | jp (slowpractice) | 97.76 | 97% | 2020-09-24 |
| 5403. | Thomas (tdai698) | 97.76 | 97% | 2014-09-24 |
| 5404. | Darren (spiffyd) | 97.75 | 94% | 2014-02-19 |
| 5405. | kerosene (p1nar) | 97.75 | 98% | 2014-09-20 |
| 5406. | Meghann (janejellyroll) | 97.75 | 93% | 2012-03-31 |
| 5407. | KayKay (ekay) | 97.75 | 92% | 2016-04-10 |
| 5408. | Otomun (otomun) | 97.74 | 94% | 2015-06-27 |
| 5409. | Nabil (nabil_aldihni) | 97.74 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
| 5410. | David (ilovekirralee) | 97.74 | 94% | 2016-09-14 |
| 5411. | Turbo Topre (spicyfinger) | 97.74 | 97% | 2017-04-13 |
| 5412. | Sarah (skl407) | 97.73 | — | 2010-11-24 |
| 5413. | matt (choa) | 97.73 | 96% | 2018-07-23 |
| 5414. | Ferotiq (ferotiq) | 97.72 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 5415. | Jake (aurelias) | 97.72 | 96% | 2015-09-02 |
| 5416. | Jared (jg808) | 97.72 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 5417. | Corey (coreytho) | 97.72 | 95% | 2013-07-22 |
| 5418. | :)) (brokenslowhand) | 97.71 | 98% | 2022-03-08 |
| 5419. | Austin (fallow64) | 97.70 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
| 5420. | Simon (walton_simons) | 97.70 | 98% | 2020-03-30 |
| 5421. | Jake (jakemate) | 97.69 | 97% | 2016-08-15 |
| 5422. | Amos (amosbird) | 97.69 | 99% | 2020-08-19 |
| 5423. | Oliver (oberin1) | 97.68 | 96% | 2013-02-14 |
| 5424. | Katie (kat41911) | 97.67 | 97% | 2011-06-19 |
| 5425. | Alec (supperz1) | 97.67 | 100% | 2022-03-14 |
| 5426. | Cuong (c_nguyenthien) | 97.67 | 99% | 2021-09-11 |
| 5427. | Andre (smallchicken) | 97.67 | 98% | 2017-03-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |