Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24495. | borealiie (borealiie) | 61.89 | 96% | 2022-06-15 |
| 24496. | Jakub (jakubzivny) | 61.89 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 24497. | Shuriken (theshuriken) | 61.89 | 90% | 2015-10-31 |
| 24498. | Dang (cogi2996) | 61.89 | 95% | 2022-09-22 |
| 24499. | Meinhardt (captaindouchecat) | 61.89 | 97% | 2023-08-21 |
| 24500. | Elizabeth (lizbriallicon) | 61.89 | 97% | 2015-06-15 |
| 24501. | Kayzee (kayzee007) | 61.89 | 96% | 2021-06-06 |
| 24502. | ArcanoSk (arcanosk) | 61.89 | 97% | 2020-05-25 |
| 24503. | Zaran (zaran) | 61.89 | 88% | 2011-12-20 |
| 24504. | Qingwei (hqwhuang) | 61.89 | 97% | 2018-09-21 |
| 24505. | phong (phongcnttbk) | 61.89 | — | 2010-01-21 |
| 24506. | Daniel (rngsus) | 61.88 | 95% | 2019-11-11 |
| 24507. | Alborz (ababaiem) | 61.88 | 98% | 2021-05-07 |
| 24508. | Ronik (slay_em666) | 61.88 | 97% | 2019-01-25 |
| 24509. | Ari (aricarrillo96) | 61.88 | 92% | 2016-03-07 |
| 24510. | Mark (mabbruscato) | 61.88 | 96% | 2017-10-31 |
| 24511. | Nicolas (nicolito373) | 61.87 | 95% | 2023-09-03 |
| 24512. | Teeratat (kiwi2002) | 61.87 | 95% | 2020-12-26 |
| 24513. | Vteawt (vteawt) | 61.87 | 99% | 2017-06-16 |
| 24514. | cooper (cooperwoop) | 61.87 | 93% | 2021-11-27 |
| 24515. | Nguyen Thu Trang (ntt161) | 61.87 | 94% | 2011-08-14 |
| 24516. | they used to say we would n... | 61.87 | 96% | 2019-04-27 |
| 24517. | hieu (hieult) | 61.87 | 94% | 2012-07-04 |
| 24518. | digyourownhole (digyourownh... | 61.86 | 88% | 2016-11-28 |
| 24519. | lepi (lepia) | 61.86 | 95% | 2021-03-15 |
| 24520. | Stephen (phen94) | 61.86 | 96% | 2020-01-25 |
| 24521. | ksilentstorm (ksilentstorm) | 61.86 | 98% | 2017-10-27 |
| 24522. | Kris (kriisp) | 61.86 | 92% | 2012-09-12 |
| 24523. | Siddhant (sidcipher) | 61.86 | 93% | 2014-10-22 |
| 24524. | MAC (1v1_ill_rek_u_m8) | 61.86 | 94% | 2017-07-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |