I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9510. | BDBoss (backdoorboss) | 86.91 | 99% | 2023-04-08 |
| 9511. | Addison (hypos) | 86.91 | 95% | 2020-12-02 |
| 9512. | Tu (vuanhtu52) | 86.91 | 99% | 2020-09-21 |
| 9513. | A (aarondhary) | 86.91 | 95% | 2021-04-17 |
| 9514. | Mika (ayamterbang) | 86.91 | 99% | 2018-05-21 |
| 9515. | Crayon (crayonsc) | 86.90 | 99% | 2021-09-11 |
| 9516. | Kevin Peng (no2pzld) | 86.89 | 97% | 2025-06-07 |
| 9517. | running_dog (persists) | 86.89 | 96% | 2017-04-03 |
| 9518. | Abdul Nafeh (abdulnafeh) | 86.89 | 96.9% | 2023-10-29 |
| 9519. | Gagan (gagan18) | 86.89 | 93.3% | 2023-08-21 |
| 9520. | Alex (gwallahracks) | 86.88 | 99% | 2022-02-22 |
| 9521. | Andrew (greatfighter10) | 86.88 | 96% | 2021-03-27 |
| 9522. | Cele (cele0530) | 86.88 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 9523. | Artyom (jobelby) | 86.87 | 98.6% | 2024-07-16 |
| 9524. | neverm0r (datamagi) | 86.87 | 96.3% | 2023-08-18 |
| 9525. | Geeky (yashwantkrishna) | 86.87 | 97% | 2022-11-10 |
| 9526. | Laurens (itstrend) | 86.86 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 9527. | Jeff (jerithgeros) | 86.86 | 98% | 2020-05-12 |
| 9528. | Cooper (cooperlouth90) | 86.86 | 97% | 2022-10-21 |
| 9529. | Tong (tongvu) | 86.85 | 98% | 2020-01-02 |
| 9530. | Liam (retrorocker) | 86.85 | 96% | 2019-05-09 |
| 9531. | Ryo (itzroseblack) | 86.85 | 98% | 2023-07-17 |
| 9532. | Paul Bunyan (paulbunyansmut) | 86.85 | 98% | 2020-08-04 |
| 9533. | nonaem (apansi) | 86.85 | 97% | 2021-06-29 |
| 9534. | Brendan (brendan84213) | 86.85 | 97.2% | 2021-02-12 |
| 9535. | Jim (jimthefishman) | 86.84 | 99% | 2020-10-03 |
| 9536. | Evandro (evandrocastro) | 86.84 | 98% | 2022-09-19 |
| 9537. | Lugeer (lugeer) | 86.84 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 9538. | iquee (jeptha) | 86.83 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 9539. | Memes (ethanlee70) | 86.83 | 98% | 2017-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |