The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2919. | Zach (bitani2) | 111.89 | 98% | 2013-07-29 |
| 2920. | Rebecca (reb0625) | 111.88 | 94% | 2012-06-28 |
| 2921. | LB (man_onatree) | 111.87 | 99% | 2022-09-25 |
| 2922. | Reddington ツ (ericliu17) | 111.87 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 2923. | lolwut9001 (lolwut9001) | 111.87 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 2924. | Steven (barfy) | 111.85 | — | 2010-08-21 |
| 2925. | Marty (guitarmar100) | 111.84 | 99% | 2023-02-27 |
| 2926. | Waffles (iluvwaffles2) | 111.83 | 97% | 2019-09-09 |
| 2927. | Nura (an10nim4ik) | 111.83 | 97% | 2023-09-13 |
| 2928. | Jay (jayzharick) | 111.82 | 98% | 2022-08-21 |
| 2929. | Alexi (upinflam3z) | 111.82 | 94% | 2016-10-09 |
| 2930. | Raunak (englishassignment) | 111.80 | 96% | 2022-09-26 |
| 2931. | Kierkan (kierkan) | 111.80 | 97% | 2013-09-20 |
| 2932. | Mango (mangotdm) | 111.79 | 98% | 2022-05-08 |
| 2933. | Austin (i_fail) | 111.78 | 96% | 2012-07-03 |
| 2934. | Michael (turbobuggie) | 111.78 | — | 2009-06-15 |
| 2935. | Talon (talon125) | 111.76 | 99% | 2023-07-18 |
| 2936. | Colin (coolcolinxyz) | 111.76 | 97% | 2023-06-07 |
| 2937. | eric (chessnoob) | 111.76 | — | 2010-12-07 |
| 2938. | TeamMYS (iambryan1234) | 111.75 | 100% | 2019-02-14 |
| 2939. | Death (deathsbestfriend) | 111.75 | — | 2009-05-01 |
| 2940. | Vince (vince91) | 111.74 | 97% | 2013-01-11 |
| 2941. | にぃな (nina_217) | 111.73 | 98% | 2015-06-08 |
| 2942. | Zebezian (zebezian) | 111.71 | 98% | 2014-03-15 |
| 2943. | Alex (mavis_beacon) | 111.70 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 2944. | Walms (walms) | 111.70 | 96% | 2015-02-04 |
| 2945. | Jin (jin_kx) | 111.68 | 99% | 2013-11-21 |
| 2946. | Chris (cdav114) | 111.68 | 99% | 2021-05-05 |
| 2947. | Simon (xsznix2) | 111.68 | 95% | 2016-03-07 |
| 2948. | Kevin (kebinh) | 111.68 | 97% | 2014-11-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |