As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15786. | YLime (lacua) | 70.80 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
| 15787. | Pascal (annoyedspy) | 70.80 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 15788. | ejaz (ejazleh) | 70.79 | 98% | 2022-07-25 |
| 15789. | Bryce (nomazu) | 70.79 | 98% | 2018-02-01 |
| 15790. | Alex Eaves (cheif_rice) | 70.79 | 95.5% | 2024-06-23 |
| 15791. | Neo (neostriker) | 70.78 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
| 15792. | Aeronova (aero14) | 70.78 | 99.1% | 2023-10-29 |
| 15793. | Eugene (lilgene1) | 70.78 | 94% | 2020-11-30 |
| 15794. | TD (pussiahma) | 70.78 | 96% | 2019-09-21 |
| 15795. | Calvin (karubinkuu) | 70.77 | 97% | 2023-09-18 |
| 15796. | Dovi (imacat) | 70.77 | 95% | 2019-06-02 |
| 15797. | NAGAMOTO (hussain_vx) | 70.77 | 96% | 2023-08-30 |
| 15798. | Wojciech (wojtekhp) | 70.77 | 98% | 2018-05-23 |
| 15799. | Devon (mediocrityatbest) | 70.76 | 97% | 2022-11-28 |
| 15800. | Jon (bdnoj618) | 70.76 | 91% | 2015-06-11 |
| 15801. | banshing (banshing) | 70.76 | 94% | 2016-08-03 |
| 15802. | Owlfy (owlfy) | 70.75 | 96.5% | 2023-09-21 |
| 15803. | Bruce (psycho777) | 70.75 | 94.9% | 2024-01-21 |
| 15804. | Dongfeng (besieger) | 70.75 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
| 15805. | Obviously a hacker (obvious... | 70.75 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
| 15806. | Daniel (cool_nerd88) | 70.75 | 98% | 2017-08-16 |
| 15807. | _____ (____________________... | 70.75 | 97% | 2015-09-12 |
| 15808. | Spencer (thejawa) | 70.74 | 94% | 2016-05-24 |
| 15809. | Cain (gigabite) | 70.74 | 95% | 2022-08-20 |
| 15810. | Mamet (protyper121) | 70.74 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 15811. | Jambalsuren (jambaaaa) | 70.74 | 96% | 2023-08-23 |
| 15812. | Samuel (triples7) | 70.74 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
| 15813. | Jennifer (hosh_48) | 70.74 | 95% | 2021-06-07 |
| 15814. | John (johncha15724) | 70.73 | 95% | 2021-12-24 |
| 15815. | John (flyingmangoose) | 70.73 | 97% | 2019-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |