The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16425. | JazzyP (pandawarrior101) | 88.71 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 16426. | Greg (attractiveguy1211) | 88.71 | 93% | 2011-09-01 |
| 16427. | nah (phamhuyhuy2005) | 88.71 | 94% | 2022-01-22 |
| 16428. | Chet (chethus) | 88.71 | 97% | 2020-06-13 |
| 16429. | Ngo (ngomai) | 88.71 | 91% | 2013-03-29 |
| 16430. | Ryan (ninjamuffin) | 88.71 | 95% | 2012-10-04 |
| 16431. | Manghis Khan (manghiskhan) | 88.70 | 96% | 2023-06-21 |
| 16432. | Dylan (ddsmith1999) | 88.70 | 93% | 2016-04-06 |
| 16433. | jake (jat09g) | 88.70 | 97% | 2020-05-10 |
| 16434. | luis (lolman1952) | 88.70 | 96% | 2022-08-09 |
| 16435. | edgar (bumbleblast) | 88.70 | 98% | 2021-05-27 |
| 16436. | Devin (tenji) | 88.70 | 90% | 2012-10-10 |
| 16437. | anon (rhm2084) | 88.70 | 98% | 2020-06-08 |
| 16438. | FuqMeHarder (effingchinese) | 88.70 | 99% | 2017-08-01 |
| 16439. | David (dvast) | 88.70 | — | 2009-01-11 |
| 16440. | J (sd59fifty) | 88.70 | 99% | 2017-09-16 |
| 16441. | Ethan (ebai101) | 88.69 | 94% | 2021-03-14 |
| 16442. | sefowey (sefowey) | 88.69 | 98% | 2023-04-25 |
| 16443. | Sean (terradrive) | 88.69 | 99% | 2021-04-18 |
| 16444. | MR (mrspaghett) | 88.69 | 98% | 2016-05-09 |
| 16445. | William (willhyt) | 88.69 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 16446. | sds (raja5432) | 88.69 | — | 2009-10-05 |
| 16447. | Thibault (pmgett) | 88.69 | — | 2009-10-28 |
| 16448. | Adam (wickedchild) | 88.69 | — | 2010-11-23 |
| 16449. | Krix (krixtsup3r) | 88.69 | 96% | 2012-06-14 |
| 16450. | Ryan (ramblinreck) | 88.69 | 94% | 2015-10-03 |
| 16451. | JOHN (johnemo) | 88.69 | 100% | 2012-02-10 |
| 16452. | Eujean (eujean) | 88.69 | 97% | 2018-10-26 |
| 16453. | Daniel (cool_nerd88) | 88.69 | 97% | 2017-10-22 |
| 16454. | Gaurav Mali (gaurav_mali_26) | 88.68 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |