As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18623. | Samuel (kyoka_sui) | 64.03 | 96% | 2021-09-24 |
| 18624. | Kareem (kimocool) | 64.03 | 96% | 2016-08-30 |
| 18625. | inactive_potato (dinhnguyen08) | 64.03 | 96% | 2022-08-01 |
| 18626. | jacek (vonschlager) | 64.03 | 98% | 2019-09-29 |
| 18627. | anonymous (annnnonymous) | 64.03 | 89% | 2017-03-31 |
| 18628. | Jacob (jmbogo19) | 64.02 | 97% | 2021-08-14 |
| 18629. | Karlo (doom2233) | 64.02 | 92% | 2016-02-10 |
| 18630. | Youssef (marthey2) | 64.02 | 95% | 2019-09-18 |
| 18631. | cake (xsysi) | 64.02 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 18632. | vivek (vivek_o) | 64.01 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 18633. | Prithvi (prithvi18) | 64.01 | 95% | 2022-01-31 |
| 18634. | illiterate.. (degenfakeout) | 64.01 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
| 18635. | Nguyen (minhnguyen311) | 64.00 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| 18636. | Dennis (ocrayat16) | 64.00 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 18637. | Tintallë (nparadigm) | 64.00 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 18638. | Arun (systemflaws) | 64.00 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 18639. | Nicholas (mangoboxer) | 63.99 | 95% | 2022-12-20 |
| 18640. | Conner (connerdavenport) | 63.99 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 18641. | Gytis (gpgytis) | 63.99 | 97% | 2020-08-09 |
| 18642. | Sunny (randomchamps) | 63.99 | 95% | 2018-08-31 |
| 18643. | davey (veciero) | 63.98 | 97% | 2017-10-11 |
| 18644. | Brandon (botobran) | 63.98 | 97% | 2023-05-18 |
| 18645. | HollowAri (zokkuu) | 63.98 | 96% | 2021-07-20 |
| 18646. | Deja_Vu (deja__vu) | 63.98 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
| 18647. | Keke (keezthequeen) | 63.97 | 98% | 2023-09-30 |
| 18648. | Benjamin Martin (benjamin_m... | 63.97 | 95% | 2022-11-06 |
| 18649. | Luke (lukeg1209) | 63.97 | 96% | 2023-03-04 |
| 18650. | tajmahal (rithz) | 63.97 | 98% | 2016-10-23 |
| 18651. | Aarvaan (aarvaan) | 63.96 | 96% | 2023-02-04 |
| 18652. | Mark (mr_k1ttens) | 63.96 | 96.2% | 2021-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |