The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16491. | Ellis (babyeatingatheist) | 77.63 | 91% | 2017-06-03 |
| 16492. | noah (noahdj) | 77.63 | 95% | 2014-03-02 |
| 16493. | rngy (rngyy) | 77.63 | 96% | 2017-10-27 |
| 16494. | Didier (borny) | 77.63 | — | 2010-03-31 |
| 16495. | bonboy (bonboy) | 77.63 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 16496. | Gregory (gregstar123) | 77.62 | 97% | 2018-02-21 |
| 16497. | Ceiba (convenientalbatross) | 77.62 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 16498. | ahmed (killko44) | 77.62 | 96% | 2023-09-06 |
| 16499. | Nayef (nayefk) | 77.62 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
| 16500. | Dominic (clairvoyantdom) | 77.62 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 16501. | David (chronic_cross) | 77.62 | 98% | 2022-10-05 |
| 16502. | veljkoz (veljkoz) | 77.62 | 98% | 2011-07-27 |
| 16503. | YoloswagCashMoney (yolo_s_wag) | 77.62 | 96% | 2018-05-28 |
| 16504. | Notinkh (notinkham) | 77.61 | 94% | 2013-08-06 |
| 16505. | An (linkinben158993) | 77.61 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 16506. | wanglihong (wanglihong) | 77.61 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 16507. | Vape (cambo234) | 77.60 | 96% | 2016-05-12 |
| 16508. | Bún Bò (snowk49) | 77.60 | 97% | 2019-10-12 |
| 16509. | A_man (stay_safe) | 77.60 | 96% | 2022-02-27 |
| 16510. | lando_nomiss (lando_nomiss) | 77.60 | 97% | 2023-01-20 |
| 16511. | Daniel (condensate_moisture) | 77.60 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 16512. | Jonathan (justkanji) | 77.59 | 96% | 2017-07-12 |
| 16513. | Nikita (zubrailx) | 77.59 | 99% | 2022-06-02 |
| 16514. | Jay (jayf) | 77.59 | 94% | 2013-01-08 |
| 16515. | FlippLoki (flipploki) | 77.59 | 97% | 2020-10-11 |
| 16516. | Erlan (tulpar) | 77.59 | 97% | 2015-05-18 |
| 16517. | this (taehyung_3012) | 77.59 | 96% | 2020-05-09 |
| 16518. | Mike (mhz5) | 77.59 | 97% | 2015-01-25 |
| 16519. | Manoj (manjo1) | 77.59 | 95% | 2013-01-18 |
| 16520. | Pakos (pakos) | 77.59 | 96% | 2014-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |