Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1398. | s a d b o y (a51nx) | 92.87 | 97% | 2019-03-31 |
| 1399. | safetyfirst (ew221_) | 92.86 | 99% | 2017-07-14 |
| 1400. | It'sMe (freakinnickp) | 92.86 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 1401. | Thomas (thomasbriggs) | 92.85 | 97% | 2020-07-15 |
| 1402. | (roiii) | 92.81 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
| 1403. | ocodile (ocodile) | 92.79 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
| 1404. | mike (oxfordcomma) | 92.78 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 1405. | Herman (hermantam) | 92.76 | 98% | 2018-06-29 |
| 1406. | Alex (alexcrowns) | 92.76 | 96% | 2017-09-12 |
| 1407. | tstats[wardenod17] (wardeno... | 92.74 | 97% | 2017-07-16 |
| 1408. | Bilbo (bilboballins) | 92.72 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
| 1409. | immikeylee (immikeylee) | 92.71 | 98% | 2020-06-01 |
| 1410. | Tony (ksmrdero) | 92.70 | 98% | 2019-07-12 |
| 1411. | Durum (durumpitta) | 92.69 | 99% | 2018-09-04 |
| 1412. | Corey (corstar97) | 92.69 | 99% | 2020-01-13 |
| 1413. | Edmund (edmundtyw1) | 92.69 | 96% | 2020-05-20 |
| 1414. | account deleted (concurrent) | 92.67 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
| 1415. | W (portcityjo) | 92.67 | 98% | 2020-07-22 |
| 1416. | Emzlo (emzlo) | 92.66 | 97% | 2018-11-18 |
| 1417. | Natalia (mnich47) | 92.66 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
| 1418. | Fm (fm59jq2k) | 92.65 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
| 1419. | Rebekah (rkatter) | 92.65 | 98% | 2019-04-19 |
| 1420. | Gipsy (gipsys) | 92.65 | 98% | 2018-07-23 |
| 1421. | Samuel (bigbadblowfish) | 92.60 | 99% | 2019-10-01 |
| 1422. | ☻ (sachinjangra0) | 92.58 | 98% | 2020-05-07 |
| 1423. | Michael (michael_22) | 92.57 | 97% | 2018-08-03 |
| 1424. | I (excelsiate) | 92.54 | 97% | 2018-09-27 |
| 1425. | Anton (racketen) | 92.51 | 99% | 2017-07-01 |
| 1426. | sidm (sidm) | 92.50 | 99% | 2020-03-16 |
| 1427. | Joe (pajama_cowboy) | 92.49 | 96% | 2018-11-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |