So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6114. | bmquig5 (quigley245) | 95.49 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
| 6115. | Edward (kailhreds) | 95.49 | 98.5% | 2023-07-26 |
| 6116. | Bryan (brykingbowser) | 95.49 | 90% | 2014-10-02 |
| 6117. | remrem (remz0406) | 95.49 | 96% | 2015-07-06 |
| 6118. | Matt (mattster98) | 95.48 | 92% | 2011-08-02 |
| 6119. | waugh (waugh) | 95.48 | 97% | 2019-08-02 |
| 6120. | Nhân (hvnhan) | 95.48 | 94% | 2014-04-24 |
| 6121. | Alexandre (acolavin) | 95.47 | — | 2011-02-01 |
| 6122. | Hello (filetofish) | 95.47 | 96% | 2017-04-23 |
| 6123. | Eder (edertyper) | 95.47 | 97% | 2012-11-01 |
| 6124. | tetterdetet (tetterdetet) | 95.47 | 96% | 2016-01-14 |
| 6125. | 10is (10is) | 95.47 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 6126. | (viwie) | 95.46 | 97% | 2023-01-15 |
| 6127. | NNAJKO (nnajko) | 95.46 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
| 6128. | Jaris (xersai) | 95.46 | 98.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| 6129. | Bog (bogdanovix) | 95.46 | 95% | 2013-05-05 |
| 6130. | Patrick (patrickrmc) | 95.45 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 6131. | account deleted (concurrent) | 95.45 | 98% | 2020-04-20 |
| 6132. | Aleeza (abatara17) | 95.45 | 97% | 2012-05-30 |
| 6133. | Daniel (danjobo) | 95.44 | 98% | 2022-01-06 |
| 6134. | andy (teioh) | 95.44 | 95% | 2014-10-20 |
| 6135. | kalaset (kalaset) | 95.44 | 96% | 2013-11-23 |
| 6136. | KGromowski (kiereng) | 95.43 | 98% | 2013-09-07 |
| 6137. | kemp (tygri) | 95.43 | 97% | 2013-07-05 |
| 6138. | roy (theelectricmiraclecat) | 95.43 | 91% | 2014-10-25 |
| 6139. | Curycoo (curycoo) | 95.43 | 98% | 2013-02-10 |
| 6140. | leonidasxi (awsnvrquit) | 95.42 | 95% | 2017-07-14 |
| 6141. | Matthew (nohospitality) | 95.41 | 91% | 2015-12-28 |
| 6142. | Tahir (tahir_iqbal) | 95.41 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
| 6143. | Michael (mwormley) | 95.41 | 98% | 2023-04-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |