The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.
—from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, a movie by John Hughes
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1906. | LB (man_onatree) | 89.24 | 96% | 2020-08-28 |
| 1907. | kiin (kiin) | 89.22 | 96% | 2019-12-13 |
| 1908. | hk000806 (hk000806) | 89.18 | 96% | 2018-04-21 |
| 1909. | Josiah (jojobaphobe) | 89.18 | 98% | 2019-02-20 |
| 1910. | Ezra (account_name) | 89.17 | 98% | 2020-12-12 |
| 1911. | Allan (madmangoman) | 89.14 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 1912. | Alexander (changalexander5) | 89.11 | 99% | 2017-11-15 |
| 1913. | aldrnn (trullama) | 89.11 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
| 1914. | Nathan (nlee03) | 89.07 | 96% | 2019-06-18 |
| 1915. | Matt (mattwarren306) | 89.07 | 97% | 2019-11-01 |
| 1916. | Pew (prettypls) | 89.06 | 97% | 2018-06-21 |
| 1917. | spacegoose (spaceg00se) | 89.06 | 97% | 2020-07-21 |
| 1918. | Catto (catto) | 89.05 | 97% | 2018-11-27 |
| 1919. | Eujean (eujean) | 89.05 | 98% | 2019-06-15 |
| 1920. | Donked (cyrany) | 89.05 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 1921. | TheTIger107 (thetiger107yt) | 89.05 | 99% | 2020-09-23 |
| 1922. | Ethan (conanethan) | 89.03 | 97% | 2020-01-27 |
| 1923. | Jerry (jzhu97) | 89.02 | 96% | 2019-04-20 |
| 1924. | Minh (mn99) | 89.02 | 96% | 2020-05-07 |
| 1925. | Rafs (forreal123) | 89.02 | 96% | 2019-11-05 |
| 1926. | Concomitant (dvorakdork) | 89.02 | 99% | 2018-06-29 |
| 1927. | Devon (devonschaefer) | 89.01 | 99% | 2021-08-05 |
| 1928. | Phil (pliao39) | 89.00 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 1929. | zeus (zeusisamoth) | 89.00 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 1930. | Calamar (toadsmash) | 88.99 | 96% | 2018-04-21 |
| 1931. | David (wavexz) | 88.98 | 98% | 2020-03-22 |
| 1932. | Bamboo (bkanyuck) | 88.98 | 96% | 2020-10-15 |
| 1933. | Manó (thesuperm) | 88.98 | 95% | 2019-02-13 |
| 1934. | soldano (soldano) | 88.98 | 98% | 2020-06-10 |
| 1935. | olari (olaridv) | 88.97 | 97% | 2019-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 10,126 | 80.79 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 78.68 | April 10, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 128.99 | January 3, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 2 | 122.51 | December 16, 2020 |