I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9936. | Muzammil Khan (muzammil7841) | 86.61 | 98% | 2025-06-13 |
| 9937. | Fabio (misemono) | 86.61 | 98% | 2016-03-23 |
| 9938. | Faisal (mfaisal_98) | 86.61 | 99% | 2017-12-17 |
| 9939. | Toilet (moteltoilet555) | 86.60 | 96% | 2025-05-03 |
| 9940. | Rica (ricajane) | 86.60 | 97% | 2022-09-14 |
| 9941. | Smelly (burdturglar) | 86.60 | 97.3% | 2025-05-13 |
| 9942. | Jay (jayyyyyyyy) | 86.60 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 9943. | Tidus (tidus402) | 86.59 | 99% | 2019-12-28 |
| 9944. | Ed (ed841) | 86.59 | 97% | 2025-03-01 |
| 9945. | proovend (proovend) | 86.58 | 95% | 2023-06-14 |
| 9946. | Baxtiyor (iotype) | 86.58 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 9947. | Tommy (tomtom242) | 86.58 | 96% | 2019-01-24 |
| 9948. | I_love_seulgi (seulgischurro) | 86.58 | 96% | 2019-01-10 |
| 9949. | Oscar (oscarfeldman) | 86.57 | 98% | 2020-04-06 |
| 9950. | Sander (5andos) | 86.57 | 98% | 2022-10-20 |
| 9951. | Guest (le_type) | 86.57 | 96% | 2022-09-14 |
| 9952. | Michael (michael_mikey) | 86.56 | 96% | 2022-10-29 |
| 9953. | Dale (jammie_dodger) | 86.56 | 94% | 2017-01-21 |
| 9954. | Ethan (conanethan) | 86.56 | 97% | 2020-03-20 |
| 9955. | Lauto (fuji_puji) | 86.55 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 9956. | hardik (labeitazer) | 86.55 | 97% | 2020-09-08 |
| 9957. | Tom (twrig144) | 86.55 | 95.6% | 2024-04-16 |
| 9958. | tstats[shinecross] (shinecr... | 86.55 | 93% | 2015-11-16 |
| 9959. | Jim (jspivo) | 86.54 | 98% | 2022-12-06 |
| 9960. | Damian (strolen) | 86.54 | 98% | 2022-01-20 |
| 9961. | Marco (rxmarko) | 86.54 | 97.1% | 2024-12-22 |
| 9962. | 🔰Rayster (rayster1) | 86.54 | 99.2% | 2025-01-27 |
| 9963. | Adam (adam1101) | 86.54 | 95% | 2022-01-10 |
| 9964. | rach (blast4175) | 86.54 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 9965. | Adromrial (adromrial) | 86.53 | 97% | 2022-05-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |