I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8100. | Aaron (magictaco1997) | 91.12 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
| 8101. | Chris (rcw55) | 91.12 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
| 8102. | paim (barat_paim) | 91.11 | 98.7% | 2025-01-28 |
| 8103. | Ed (thedouche) | 91.11 | 97% | 2024-08-13 |
| 8104. | pashkhan (pashkhan) | 91.11 | 99% | 2017-06-13 |
| 8105. | Lam (lambus) | 91.11 | 96.5% | 2024-02-20 |
| 8106. | Kshitiz (kshitiz2099) | 91.11 | 97% | 2022-10-25 |
| 8107. | Daddy40wpm (daddyfortywpm) | 91.10 | 96% | 2024-10-04 |
| 8108. | RookieWasp (rookie_wasp) | 91.10 | 98% | 2024-03-30 |
| 8109. | GTedZ (gtedz) | 91.10 | 96% | 2021-07-13 |
| 8110. | I'm too slow (khaelnas) | 91.10 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 8111. | Joshua (jefry1217) | 91.10 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
| 8112. | Althea (almrie05) | 91.09 | 97% | 2019-01-16 |
| 8113. | Natasha (natashabby420) | 91.08 | 96.3% | 2024-05-04 |
| 8114. | autumn_tree (autumn_tree) | 91.08 | 98% | 2023-01-05 |
| 8115. | Boss (mrtring) | 91.08 | 97.7% | 2023-10-12 |
| 8116. | Jeydin21 (jeydin21) | 91.07 | 98% | 2025-03-21 |
| 8117. | Abrar (computernerdgenius) | 91.07 | 96.8% | 2024-04-12 |
| 8118. | Reap (phengwei) | 91.07 | 96% | 2018-07-27 |
| 8119. | kylie (bibiq) | 91.07 | 96% | 2020-05-14 |
| 8120. | Isaac (doodle_eldood) | 91.06 | 99% | 2021-11-16 |
| 8121. | Weilun (imhost) | 91.06 | 91% | 2016-01-02 |
| 8122. | Vraj (i_type_really_slow_ok) | 91.06 | 96% | 2021-04-17 |
| 8123. | obada (obada_yahya) | 91.06 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
| 8124. | patrica (shialbf) | 91.06 | 97% | 2018-01-20 |
| 8125. | Jimi (jimi_io) | 91.05 | 97% | 2025-01-31 |
| 8126. | Nicholas (nickisfake) | 91.04 | 95% | 2016-12-01 |
| 8127. | Calvin (hiimcalvin) | 91.04 | 96% | 2017-09-07 |
| 8128. | MemeTrump911 (memetrump911) | 91.03 | 98% | 2018-02-06 |
| 8129. | ngnmhieu (ngnmhieu) | 91.03 | 96% | 2016-02-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |