The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12960. | mijac (mijac) | 83.68 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
| 12961. | Edward (kion) | 83.68 | 95% | 2012-11-07 |
| 12962. | Mobbie (mobbie) | 83.68 | 97% | 2011-07-22 |
| 12963. | Melo (melodye) | 83.68 | 94% | 2012-11-12 |
| 12964. | YenShuo (yenshuo) | 83.68 | 98% | 2013-05-30 |
| 12965. | krow (krow123) | 83.68 | 95% | 2015-01-20 |
| 12966. | frank (frankpc) | 83.67 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
| 12967. | kellyfunk (kellyfunk) | 83.67 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 12968. | BAKES (mattattack1223) | 83.67 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 12969. | JR (deltav) | 83.67 | 92% | 2013-03-15 |
| 12970. | Larry (lizard_larry) | 83.66 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 12971. | Dunk It Jonathan (markispogi1) | 83.66 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 12972. | Tiigon (tiigon) | 83.66 | — | 2011-04-23 |
| 12973. | simen (weeooweeoo) | 83.66 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| 12974. | susto (susto) | 83.66 | — | 2010-08-01 |
| 12975. | Cheryl (portia75) | 83.66 | — | 2011-03-05 |
| 12976. | Ahmad (gmg12) | 83.65 | 97% | 2022-08-09 |
| 12977. | Rony (ravneet_b) | 83.65 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 12978. | Alinda (alindacheung) | 83.65 | 96% | 2020-04-16 |
| 12979. | DSH (didsh) | 83.65 | 94% | 2017-05-13 |
| 12980. | B (computernerd411) | 83.65 | 96% | 2015-05-11 |
| 12981. | Chatpisut (uwu_werkmaine) | 83.65 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
| 12982. | Dan (lt_dan86) | 83.65 | 92% | 2016-01-19 |
| 12983. | Ansen (ansenon) | 83.65 | 94% | 2013-12-13 |
| 12984. | ed72 (ed72) | 83.65 | 99% | 2019-06-21 |
| 12985. | Declan (deccazz) | 83.65 | 96.4% | 2023-07-31 |
| 12986. | Pito (thepogchamp) | 83.64 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 12987. | Mercury (grokking) | 83.64 | 98% | 2022-03-05 |
| 12988. | Nurul (mnislam) | 83.64 | 98% | 2021-04-09 |
| 12989. | HotClaw (hotclaw) | 83.64 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |