Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2010. | Khiem (kdt1802) | 99.65 | 97% | 2025-06-09 |
| 2011. | Megalithic (megalithic) | 99.63 | 97.8% | 2023-06-25 |
| 2012. | Rolling Thunder (barkingside) | 99.61 | 98% | 2023-04-28 |
| 2013. | Braden (beeshiz) | 99.58 | 98% | 2024-06-14 |
| 2014. | howdoitellherilovehersomuch... | 99.57 | 98% | 2025-03-23 |
| 2015. | Kraumer (kraumer) | 99.56 | 98% | 2025-01-27 |
| 2016. | Morp (8211morp) | 99.54 | 96.3% | 2024-08-25 |
| 2017. | a (bobbobdob) | 99.54 | 97.7% | 2023-08-10 |
| 2018. | vincent ling (1vince) | 99.53 | 97.8% | 2023-12-14 |
| 2019. | BOBJOETIMPETE (bobjoetimpete) | 99.52 | 97% | 2024-05-31 |
| 2020. | Thomas (ctrlbadger) | 99.52 | 97.3% | 2023-10-07 |
| 2021. | Ryo (ryonamba) | 99.50 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
| 2022. | Simmons1 (_simmons) | 99.49 | 97.1% | 2025-01-29 |
| 2023. | JerMoe (jaydee44) | 99.47 | 99.1% | 2024-09-23 |
| 2024. | MyPhoneDied (deadphone) | 99.47 | 98% | 2024-05-23 |
| 2025. | thea p (theap) | 99.47 | 97.2% | 2024-05-19 |
| 2026. | Matt Murdock (computer_scie... | 99.46 | 98% | 2025-02-09 |
| 2027. | ed (ednoquit) | 99.46 | 97% | 2024-08-20 |
| 2028. | mike (slowtype33) | 99.46 | 95% | 2023-11-02 |
| 2029. | Richard (dicklash) | 99.46 | 98.9% | 2024-08-09 |
| 2030. | Rolipoli (rolipoli) | 99.45 | 98.2% | 2024-09-03 |
| 2031. | Reaching (breakingpoint1) | 99.45 | 97.5% | 2023-12-12 |
| 2032. | Robert (nforcer) | 99.44 | 98.2% | 2023-07-24 |
| 2033. | budjetti (budgettypo) | 99.43 | 97.9% | 2024-08-20 |
| 2034. | you (gotten) | 99.41 | 97.8% | 2024-08-19 |
| 2035. | Jack (jr9810) | 99.41 | 97.9% | 2024-04-10 |
| 2036. | Kai (cheongengkai) | 99.41 | 98% | 2023-04-30 |
| 2037. | Cube (cubedefender) | 99.40 | 98% | 2024-10-26 |
| 2038. | 6ymaxep (6ymaxep) | 99.39 | 98.9% | 2024-09-17 |
| 2039. | Sam (jet993) | 99.38 | 96.7% | 2024-07-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |