The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15063. | John (thefilth) | 79.41 | 88% | 2011-08-29 |
| 15064. | ♠ ăòñÿ ♠ (ramengo... | 79.41 | 93% | 2013-11-05 |
| 15065. | I am Smokin' on that Gas! (... | 79.41 | 88% | 2011-11-16 |
| 15066. | Jesse (pinec0ne) | 79.40 | 97% | 2024-03-28 |
| 15067. | lee (i_go_by_lee) | 79.40 | 95% | 2021-05-01 |
| 15068. | Petruccio (lolbraumm) | 79.40 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 15069. | drolling (dr0llingice) | 79.40 | 96% | 2014-04-26 |
| 15070. | Asad (don_t) | 79.40 | 93% | 2015-09-17 |
| 15071. | Greg (colemaklearner824) | 79.40 | 95% | 2016-03-06 |
| 15072. | joygerry (joygerry) | 79.39 | 97% | 2022-07-20 |
| 15073. | Max (jhared06) | 79.39 | 97% | 2024-10-31 |
| 15074. | Ethan (drizzy123_) | 79.39 | 97% | 2025-03-25 |
| 15075. | Huy (keybrdslutz) | 79.39 | 96% | 2022-10-05 |
| 15076. | Jack (jackschpeck) | 79.39 | 98% | 2024-07-25 |
| 15077. | Gtya (d132fei) | 79.39 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 15078. | Peter (aloyr) | 79.39 | 97% | 2018-08-01 |
| 15079. | Justin (domesplitter420) | 79.38 | 91% | 2015-08-27 |
| 15080. | Autumn (autumnfiametta) | 79.38 | 97.2% | 2024-06-06 |
| 15081. | ToTo (complexion) | 79.38 | 99% | 2022-12-20 |
| 15082. | Tuu (cetarin) | 79.38 | 97% | 2021-12-08 |
| 15083. | Mackenzie (mackhoyle) | 79.38 | 98% | 2023-10-05 |
| 15084. | Brad (b_radical) | 79.38 | 98.1% | 2021-02-12 |
| 15085. | KonStyle (konstyle) | 79.38 | 95% | 2016-10-19 |
| 15086. | Mahler9 (jeremy0d) | 79.38 | 97% | 2017-04-20 |
| 15087. | Ryan (rdonny2013) | 79.38 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| 15088. | Sami (sami.losoi@gmail.com) | 79.37 | 97% | 2012-08-19 |
| 15089. | Chris (posz) | 79.37 | 91% | 2013-09-12 |
| 15090. | zulac (zulac) | 79.36 | 97.8% | 2024-10-20 |
| 15091. | John (jtasher3) | 79.36 | 97% | 2024-08-04 |
| 15092. | Swagle (swagle) | 79.36 | 95.8% | 2024-05-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |