The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13167. | tuffghost (namtap) | 83.05 | 98% | 2015-08-20 |
| 13168. | Bálint (diabolokiller) | 83.04 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 13169. | randomyr (randomyr) | 83.04 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
| 13170. | Yosi (yosi) | 83.04 | — | 2009-05-16 |
| 13171. | John (johnsmp) | 83.03 | 92% | 2017-01-09 |
| 13172. | Tapioca (davidararipe) | 83.03 | 98% | 2022-06-21 |
| 13173. | (⓿_⓿) (microfome) | 83.03 | 98% | 2023-08-23 |
| 13174. | marius (maruf) | 83.03 | — | 2009-07-03 |
| 13175. | Jaswanth (jazzkriss21) | 83.03 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 13176. | Pheresint (pheresint) | 83.03 | 96% | 2022-01-09 |
| 13177. | Douglas (wndpcp) | 83.03 | 97% | 2014-04-16 |
| 13178. | Twinkie (shellyshells) | 83.02 | 97% | 2022-04-12 |
| 13179. | Xebion (xebion) | 83.02 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 13180. | tasha (tbrown_89) | 83.02 | 89% | 2016-08-31 |
| 13181. | Tanel (tanel) | 83.02 | 95% | 2013-11-13 |
| 13182. | Andrea (andrea16z) | 83.02 | — | 2009-06-11 |
| 13183. | Bob (imveryslow101) | 83.01 | 96% | 2019-04-07 |
| 13184. | ToTo (complexion) | 83.01 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 13185. | John (yeeyeeasshaircut) | 83.01 | 98% | 2021-03-23 |
| 13186. | Sean (seansdb6) | 83.00 | 95% | 2018-01-13 |
| 13187. | Vasanth Raja (vasanthraja) | 83.00 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 13188. | rks (xmen2025) | 83.00 | 91% | 2013-06-01 |
| 13189. | Papa (papapeachez) | 83.00 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 13190. | MaxVerstappen33 (newrookie15) | 82.99 | 96% | 2022-06-06 |
| 13191. | orih (orih) | 82.99 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 13192. | Kevin (cutrone) | 82.99 | 96% | 2018-12-01 |
| 13193. | Charlie (charlie5515) | 82.98 | 96% | 2022-07-12 |
| 13194. | The Cup!D (slowly_but_sure) | 82.98 | 99% | 2022-08-10 |
| 13195. | Lance (cloakedhalo96) | 82.98 | 98% | 2020-07-12 |
| 13196. | Veloz (amontoy5) | 82.98 | 97% | 2015-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |