So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11995. | Alex (alexpizarroj) | 81.58 | 94% | 2012-10-27 |
| 11996. | A10000 (a10000) | 81.58 | 96% | 2015-03-31 |
| 11997. | Thomas (adamo40) | 81.57 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
| 11998. | Hansi (mrsid) | 81.57 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 11999. | George (sellers1234) | 81.57 | 96% | 2023-03-23 |
| 12000. | Uncle John Jr. the 5th (che... | 81.57 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 12001. | Noel (nowellrl) | 81.57 | 98% | 2022-04-18 |
| 12002. | An (ntan1210) | 81.57 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
| 12003. | Jerrylee Isaac (jerryleeisaac) | 81.57 | 97% | 2017-09-12 |
| 12004. | Fedupedu (fedupedu) | 81.57 | 93% | 2016-12-30 |
| 12005. | Theo (mewtish) | 81.56 | 98% | 2023-05-01 |
| 12006. | Fernando (ferny12344) | 81.56 | 18% | 2014-09-17 |
| 12007. | Jusuf (kz99) | 81.56 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
| 12008. | Snarky (snarkyp) | 81.56 | 94% | 2016-09-04 |
| 12009. | Also his friend Hendra Perm... | 81.56 | 87% | 2014-08-25 |
| 12010. | Ryan (breezybuster) | 81.56 | 97% | 2017-09-25 |
| 12011. | Ben (boboimo2) | 81.55 | 96% | 2019-09-26 |
| 12012. | ToTo (complexion) | 81.55 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
| 12013. | Ilyanna (ilygoesboom) | 81.55 | 91% | 2016-11-13 |
| 12014. | Optics (optics) | 81.55 | 91% | 2013-09-02 |
| 12015. | Corey (corkster) | 81.54 | 87% | 2013-07-13 |
| 12016. | Sourabh (sourabh14) | 81.54 | 96% | 2016-01-29 |
| 12017. | Benjamin (benky25) | 81.54 | 96% | 2023-06-20 |
| 12018. | Zach (encasedthought) | 81.54 | 96% | 2022-11-14 |
| 12019. | Shreyas (mrtigar) | 81.54 | 96% | 2016-07-03 |
| 12020. | actual (hanipop) | 81.53 | 91% | 2016-10-26 |
| 12021. | Zachary (ipaperkill) | 81.53 | 93% | 2016-08-06 |
| 12022. | Balint (mogyorosibalin) | 81.53 | 97% | 2022-11-28 |
| 12023. | Archie (archievald_ingco) | 81.53 | 92% | 2015-01-02 |
| 12024. | wawang (wangzfu) | 81.53 | 97% | 2012-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |