And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33789. | e (hokiehess) | 55.67 | — | 2009-01-13 |
| 33790. | Matthew (cwehttam) | 55.66 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
| 33791. | Finn (finnorma) | 55.66 | 96.4% | 2021-02-02 |
| 33792. | Aaron (wnhs) | 55.66 | 92% | 2011-11-26 |
| 33793. | Mike (ilikecookies68) | 55.66 | 97% | 2013-07-28 |
| 33794. | NOYB (noybmakespplstraight) | 55.65 | 96% | 2022-09-20 |
| 33795. | Dr. (drtulung) | 55.65 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 33796. | danielle (halyconamour) | 55.65 | 90% | 2014-07-17 |
| 33797. | Alex (coolasian) | 55.64 | 93% | 2014-02-04 |
| 33798. | Invisible (mrspoopybuttholes) | 55.64 | 95% | 2022-03-24 |
| 33799. | Uriel (avensky) | 55.64 | 92% | 2016-01-09 |
| 33800. | cuong (cuongbenki) | 55.64 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 33801. | Andreas (andreascheng) | 55.64 | 90% | 2011-10-28 |
| 33802. | MorokkoJIN (morokko) | 55.64 | 93% | 2016-05-04 |
| 33803. | Vinny (thinktype) | 55.64 | 95% | 2019-07-08 |
| 33804. | Carlos (cccalmeida) | 55.64 | 93% | 2015-08-24 |
| 33805. | COMPITITOR (compititor) | 55.63 | 96% | 2023-08-25 |
| 33806. | Lucas (lucas_69) | 55.63 | 94% | 2018-05-25 |
| 33807. | Charles (charles0420) | 55.63 | 95% | 2013-04-09 |
| 33808. | Mrinmoy (mrinmoyss) | 55.63 | 97% | 2019-08-28 |
| 33809. | Nam (stephano) | 55.63 | 89% | 2013-01-02 |
| 33810. | manoj (jatinswami) | 55.63 | 97% | 2014-05-02 |
| 33811. | asim (asimaf4u) | 55.63 | — | 2009-08-07 |
| 33812. | Natxy (natxy) | 55.62 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 33813. | Reusable Cloud 9 (ps014) | 55.62 | 87% | 2014-04-16 |
| 33814. | Stuart (syaffa) | 55.62 | — | 2010-04-28 |
| 33815. | Chris (pigmalion) | 55.62 | 90% | 2016-03-06 |
| 33816. | anas (hope21) | 55.61 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 33817. | Dzulfikar (dzulfikaraf) | 55.61 | 93% | 2016-05-08 |
| 33818. | Norf (black_norfolk) | 55.60 | 95% | 2023-08-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |