Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5437. | Fried (frieddust) | 97.64 | 97% | 2016-08-12 |
| 5438. | Collin (cxlliin_) | 97.63 | 99% | 2022-10-06 |
| 5439. | Pooka (pookakat) | 97.63 | 98% | 2023-08-14 |
| 5440. | legendaryscribe (legendarys... | 97.63 | 99% | 2023-02-06 |
| 5441. | Lesson (lesson21) | 97.63 | 98% | 2015-09-04 |
| 5442. | Kevin (xylone) | 97.63 | 92% | 2013-06-20 |
| 5443. | Nick (nick_lowe01) | 97.63 | — | 2008-12-08 |
| 5444. | Tresno (eno125) | 97.62 | 19% | 2016-11-08 |
| 5445. | Chris (christrilling) | 97.62 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 5446. | Kelsey (barlowgirl125) | 97.62 | 98% | 2014-05-10 |
| 5447. | Xul (xul1) | 97.62 | — | 2011-01-16 |
| 5448. | Literally (kisagiseirei) | 97.61 | 98% | 2017-08-09 |
| 5449. | Jiysus (jiysus) | 97.61 | 85% | 2013-07-27 |
| 5450. | Nathan (napperino) | 97.60 | 92% | 2016-02-03 |
| 5451. | Kimikazee (squalo101) | 97.60 | 97% | 2016-12-30 |
| 5452. | jazmin (jjlove4ever) | 97.60 | — | 2010-02-01 |
| 5453. | Stone (compiling) | 97.59 | 95% | 2015-04-05 |
| 5454. | Kit Bomber (silenceinlaughter) | 97.59 | 97% | 2023-03-15 |
| 5455. | lazhastey (lazhastey) | 97.59 | 99% | 2022-11-23 |
| 5456. | Djaenk (djaenk) | 97.59 | 97% | 2023-07-19 |
| 5457. | nicolas (nicolasalba) | 97.59 | 98% | 2021-07-27 |
| 5458. | buibuibui (buibuibui) | 97.59 | 92% | 2011-10-17 |
| 5459. | Chris (faithisfear) | 97.59 | 96% | 2013-07-12 |
| 5460. | Maggs (pdolson) | 97.58 | — | 2009-12-28 |
| 5461. | D (dschrad) | 97.58 | 99% | 2016-12-13 |
| 5462. | (nnas) | 97.57 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
| 5463. | LILfeatha (lilfeatha) | 97.56 | — | 2009-04-16 |
| 5464. | -___Sailing_ (chesu) | 97.56 | 99% | 2022-05-10 |
| 5465. | ujederdhesi (ujederdhesi) | 97.56 | 95% | 2013-04-28 |
| 5466. | Dafort (dafpogi) | 97.56 | 96% | 2017-01-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |