Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3790. | Manraj (man_123lama) | 65.18 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
| 3791. | one hand (kirito_) | 65.17 | 96% | 2018-05-29 |
| 3792. | Dann (danndilion) | 65.17 | 96% | 2019-07-18 |
| 3793. | Yung (patalsan) | 65.16 | 97% | 2019-01-04 |
| 3794. | Glennsta (glennsta) | 65.14 | 96% | 2017-11-13 |
| 3795. | Nathan (bigdogbill) | 65.14 | 93% | 2019-03-02 |
| 3796. | Bryn (brynnyg) | 65.14 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 3797. | Af (aepaef17) | 65.14 | 96% | 2018-12-20 |
| 3798. | Long (phamlong0711) | 65.12 | 96% | 2018-11-21 |
| 3799. | Surya (surya_441) | 65.12 | 97% | 2020-06-21 |
| 3800. | soeliphilia (soeliphilia) | 65.11 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 3801. | emskie (emskie29) | 65.11 | 96% | 2020-07-01 |
| 3802. | Deni (travao) | 65.11 | 97% | 2017-08-30 |
| 3803. | Bankrupt (bankruptparadise) | 65.09 | 95% | 2020-08-04 |
| 3804. | Kristian (forcepain) | 65.09 | 96% | 2019-05-15 |
| 3805. | William (wbulovas) | 65.09 | 95% | 2018-06-04 |
| 3806. | Michal (compalistaor) | 65.08 | 96% | 2018-02-10 |
| 3807. | Jorge (jquiroz728) | 65.07 | 95% | 2017-10-28 |
| 3808. | Ryan (rdn26) | 65.06 | 95% | 2018-12-06 |
| 3809. | turbo (turb0bunk) | 65.04 | 95% | 2018-06-22 |
| 3810. | SETA (seta0257) | 65.04 | 98% | 2018-08-09 |
| 3811. | Christian Darcy (ozchrisoa) | 65.03 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
| 3812. | Sphynx (sphynxy) | 65.01 | 98% | 2020-08-21 |
| 3813. | Mark (lavamark) | 64.99 | 93% | 2018-05-22 |
| 3814. | William (ithan) | 64.98 | 97% | 2020-08-21 |
| 3815. | このむ (konomu) | 64.96 | 96% | 2020-07-23 |
| 3816. | Hubert (hubertle85639) | 64.92 | 95% | 2018-11-11 |
| 3817. | Ali (oorkade) | 64.91 | 98% | 2020-10-06 |
| 3818. | Dominc (devdominic) | 64.91 | 95% | 2020-11-01 |
| 3819. | bhukananga (ashish1113) | 64.88 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |