I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3120. | bullet (bulletspeed0) | 68.27 | 97% | 2025-06-13 |
| 3121. | TNT (tnt7) | 68.26 | 93.9% | 2024-07-22 |
| 3122. | Kian V (tondoliver_27) | 68.16 | 93% | 2025-01-18 |
| 3123. | Macwell04 (mmarchal) | 68.14 | 96.3% | 2023-11-06 |
| 3124. | Penguin007 (penguin007) | 68.12 | 94.2% | 2025-01-23 |
| 3125. | 23 (jorgexdlol) | 68.02 | 95.7% | 2023-12-13 |
| 3126. | Jan (janwalther) | 67.96 | 97% | 2023-04-28 |
| 3127. | Manuel (manucasrs) | 67.84 | 96.4% | 2023-10-30 |
| 3128. | ego (egovangel) | 67.81 | 98.2% | 2024-03-07 |
| 3129. | Jonathan (j82ca) | 67.77 | 97.1% | 2024-03-07 |
| 3130. | guy (zagu) | 67.72 | 96% | 2023-08-04 |
| 3131. | Ahmad (auxinn) | 67.69 | 94% | 2023-05-13 |
| 3132. | I (blitzfinger_bob) | 67.68 | 96.6% | 2023-10-19 |
| 3133. | pads (pads111) | 67.66 | 97% | 2025-01-08 |
| 3134. | Sam (naeiur) | 67.63 | 96% | 2024-06-23 |
| 3135. | åaosudhaousbdsøouajnbdøo... | 67.61 | 98% | 2024-01-31 |
| 3136. | veenu (comp_typist) | 67.59 | 96.1% | 2024-03-16 |
| 3137. | nam (ngxnam) | 67.55 | 96.4% | 2024-01-02 |
| 3138. | Miguel (migueacastro) | 67.53 | 97% | 2024-03-28 |
| 3139. | Sant1 (nemoo134) | 67.38 | 96% | 2024-07-08 |
| 3140. | Angel (earthangel101) | 67.17 | 96.4% | 2024-07-29 |
| 3141. | Alan (bl4n) | 67.17 | 95% | 2024-11-07 |
| 3142. | minecrASH101 (minecrash101) | 67.11 | 94% | 2024-05-14 |
| 3143. | satanjay (satanjay) | 67.09 | 98.1% | 2023-10-16 |
| 3144. | Melo (kbyyd24) | 67.02 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 3145. | Kalle (kalleok) | 66.99 | 93% | 2023-07-26 |
| 3146. | vvaciej (vvaciej) | 66.99 | 96% | 2023-11-22 |
| 3147. | Sarah (sar4hog2) | 66.97 | 95% | 2024-12-23 |
| 3148. | PonyTail (p0nytail) | 66.92 | 97.2% | 2024-03-28 |
| 3149. | Karthik (slickfalcon) | 66.88 | 96.7% | 2025-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |