I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12569. | peemer (bot00014) | 81.90 | 96% | 2022-06-20 |
| 12570. | Sebastian (grommonon) | 81.90 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 12571. | svs (svs_manee) | 81.90 | 97% | 2018-02-15 |
| 12572. | geprek Enjoyer (doddytrhtm09) | 81.89 | 95.5% | 2025-03-30 |
| 12573. | Dominic (ninjabean) | 81.89 | 98% | 2023-04-17 |
| 12574. | Xan (justxan) | 81.89 | 95% | 2019-08-01 |
| 12575. | snelens (lexylexington) | 81.89 | 98% | 2022-01-10 |
| 12576. | Michael (pal4569) | 81.88 | 98% | 2022-04-17 |
| 12577. | mohsye (mohsye) | 81.88 | 91% | 2017-02-17 |
| 12578. | Cathy (strawberrylatte) | 81.88 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| 12579. | Abhishek (abhishek_07) | 81.88 | 96% | 2023-02-26 |
| 12580. | Yani (yani916) | 81.88 | 98% | 2022-01-05 |
| 12581. | Adam (adam_0027) | 81.88 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 12582. | Shahil Suresh (roylar_range... | 81.88 | 94% | 2022-12-19 |
| 12583. | Dharma (dharmatycoon) | 81.87 | 94% | 2023-08-26 |
| 12584. | Sveta (svetarozenbaum) | 81.87 | 95% | 2022-11-20 |
| 12585. | colttheboltt (colttheboltt) | 81.86 | 96% | 2023-05-16 |
| 12586. | anon (anon237) | 81.86 | 96.2% | 2024-01-22 |
| 12587. | Ethan (ethaaaaaaaaaan) | 81.86 | 97% | 2018-01-17 |
| 12588. | Holly (runningnurse) | 81.86 | 99% | 2018-01-05 |
| 12589. | Kenway (kenway316) | 81.86 | 97% | 2022-03-24 |
| 12590. | Victor (victorapham) | 81.86 | 98% | 2023-02-17 |
| 12591. | Jun (whattoname) | 81.85 | 98% | 2023-01-20 |
| 12592. | Yuji (yujixyuji) | 81.85 | 98% | 2021-11-10 |
| 12593. | MDFG (zra3) | 81.85 | 94.7% | 2025-05-02 |
| 12594. | D (kazmasw) | 81.85 | 95% | 2021-02-11 |
| 12595. | totalz (totalz) | 81.85 | 97% | 2018-06-17 |
| 12596. | Stipe (stipe200) | 81.85 | 90% | 2017-02-09 |
| 12597. | Daniel (shifu254) | 81.85 | 99.4% | 2024-02-28 |
| 12598. | Earnest (redwhirl) | 81.84 | 97% | 2022-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |