I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11189. | Alcolopa (emilioelmurr) | 83.20 | 97% | 2022-08-04 |
| 11190. | Alez_ (alez_x) | 83.20 | 95.5% | 2023-10-14 |
| 11191. | Jacob (highlift) | 83.20 | 92% | 2016-11-02 |
| 11192. | Literature (20120623) | 83.20 | 98% | 2021-08-07 |
| 11193. | Marcus (h_mph) | 83.19 | 96% | 2022-10-25 |
| 11194. | Max (tehbomb123) | 83.19 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 11195. | Moghit (moghit44) | 83.19 | 95% | 2023-05-14 |
| 11196. | Daito (blucantrell) | 83.19 | 96% | 2021-11-27 |
| 11197. | Maninder (mani_ms1) | 83.19 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 11198. | tstats[xeg28] (xeg28) | 83.19 | 98% | 2022-05-06 |
| 11199. | Check (checkmunza) | 83.19 | 97% | 2018-12-30 |
| 11200. | Pim (pimxtreme) | 83.19 | 95% | 2016-11-14 |
| 11201. | Anthony ♥'s You (herbstso... | 83.19 | 92% | 2017-01-16 |
| 11202. | Katie (katieni) | 83.18 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 11203. | EconEdgeLinch (linch8) | 83.18 | 96% | 2021-09-24 |
| 11204. | taha (xxcheffxx) | 83.18 | 95% | 2021-02-13 |
| 11205. | Samantha (happyme147) | 83.17 | 96% | 2016-04-28 |
| 11206. | Colin (colinhvu) | 83.17 | 95% | 2022-10-31 |
| 11207. | Nonquit (noobmaster19) | 83.17 | 97% | 2023-03-29 |
| 11208. | Viet (matcanloi) | 83.17 | 98% | 2019-04-06 |
| 11209. | Brian (scottyb) | 83.17 | 90% | 2016-04-20 |
| 11210. | Taz (tazzat) | 83.16 | 97% | 2023-08-07 |
| 11211. | Emma (emjulu) | 83.16 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 11212. | CodedGalaxy (codedgalaxy) | 83.16 | 96.3% | 2023-11-28 |
| 11213. | Adriel (stephencarry) | 83.16 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 11214. | Shuckie (shuckie) | 83.15 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
| 11215. | Richard (richard123143) | 83.15 | 98% | 2024-12-12 |
| 11216. | RAKMY YKHOD (01h2a) | 83.14 | 96% | 2022-08-19 |
| 11217. | plumbus (1tacocat1) | 83.14 | 98% | 2023-04-12 |
| 11218. | Anton (flqn) | 83.13 | 96% | 2019-12-04 |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |