Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8516. | jun (jun0sck) | 84.88 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
| 8517. | Ali (alialo3888) | 84.88 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 8518. | govind (gmgrhythm) | 84.88 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
| 8519. | croissant676 (croissant676) | 84.88 | 96% | 2023-10-15 |
| 8520. | prometheus (prometheus00) | 84.87 | 96% | 2022-06-12 |
| 8521. | Bob (bobpopp) | 84.87 | 97% | 2020-09-09 |
| 8522. | Dalle (ash_ish) | 84.87 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| 8523. | dexterj (dexterj) | 84.87 | 98% | 2022-11-22 |
| 8524. | deeptrout (deeptrout) | 84.86 | 99% | 2022-11-20 |
| 8525. | jaul (jaul_16) | 84.86 | 96% | 2024-04-15 |
| 8526. | Nasir (nasirkabir) | 84.85 | 100% | 2021-03-17 |
| 8527. | chubbybunny (chubbybunny123) | 84.85 | 96% | 2024-05-30 |
| 8528. | TypeStomper (typestomper) | 84.85 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 8529. | Hossein (dustylamia) | 84.84 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 8530. | kite (kite3453) | 84.84 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 8531. | Big Daddy (chef_yeet) | 84.84 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
| 8532. | Walrus (walrus947) | 84.83 | 97% | 2022-10-29 |
| 8533. | chexx (rnynyny) | 84.83 | 96.7% | 2023-10-11 |
| 8534. | eric (ericpr) | 84.83 | 97.4% | 2023-12-26 |
| 8535. | Colin (colinhoh03) | 84.83 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 8536. | shudd3r (shudd3r) | 84.83 | 99% | 2023-06-15 |
| 8537. | senpai (chottomatte) | 84.82 | 95% | 2022-03-12 |
| 8538. | Harry (harry_k) | 84.82 | 96% | 2025-06-30 |
| 8539. | Mark Stanley (marklibid) | 84.81 | 97% | 2020-06-17 |
| 8540. | Emil (achinon) | 84.81 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
| 8541. | Xi (rozaana) | 84.81 | 96.6% | 2024-02-24 |
| 8542. | Michael (lastobelus) | 84.81 | 99% | 2021-10-23 |
| 8543. | Irellia (irellia969) | 84.81 | 98% | 2022-09-08 |
| 8544. | tstats[mnhracer] (mnhracer) | 84.81 | 98% | 2023-06-27 |
| 8545. | Jackson (jxc9421) | 84.81 | 96.3% | 2025-04-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |