The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26269. | Steven (hondasivakgaming) | 62.06 | 94% | 2021-04-29 |
| 26270. | Lemon (ehbyss) | 62.06 | 95% | 2021-02-22 |
| 26271. | Annsie (annsie) | 62.06 | 86% | 2016-02-25 |
| 26272. | fapfather (arunr) | 62.06 | 97% | 2021-02-15 |
| 26273. | Brendan (wickd) | 62.06 | 85% | 2012-07-14 |
| 26274. | a (zeug) | 62.06 | — | 2010-07-21 |
| 26275. | Thomas (petropete) | 62.06 | 93% | 2014-12-11 |
| 26276. | Kilisus (kilisusaura) | 62.06 | 94% | 2021-03-12 |
| 26277. | Jorge (georkings) | 62.06 | 96% | 2014-12-19 |
| 26278. | Eike236 (eike236) | 62.06 | 93% | 2012-05-09 |
| 26279. | Anton (askadv) | 62.06 | 96% | 2016-11-17 |
| 26280. | Imperator (imperator_357) | 62.05 | 99% | 2022-06-14 |
| 26281. | Gabriel (gbvicente) | 62.05 | 98% | 2020-09-14 |
| 26282. | Tyrannosaurus Raz (raggzor) | 62.05 | 84% | 2013-05-28 |
| 26283. | Oliver (oliverwally) | 62.05 | 92% | 2015-04-01 |
| 26284. | sengamesh (sengamesh) | 62.05 | — | 2010-01-29 |
| 26285. | Gamaliel (ashura_1126) | 62.04 | 97% | 2021-12-05 |
| 26286. | mustajab (mustajabsony) | 62.04 | 95% | 2023-04-09 |
| 26287. | Rishabh (agga_daku) | 62.04 | 97% | 2019-03-31 |
| 26288. | Reece Taylor (reeceybro28) | 62.04 | 94% | 2022-02-14 |
| 26289. | colin (colin0825) | 62.04 | 94% | 2019-09-25 |
| 26290. | reevs (reevs) | 62.04 | 92% | 2013-04-30 |
| 26291. | ToSlow (welwa) | 62.04 | 91% | 2015-05-13 |
| 26292. | Eirik (disaster922) | 62.04 | — | 2011-01-31 |
| 26293. | Linh (pinkballoon) | 62.04 | — | 2009-07-31 |
| 26294. | Ultrabars- (ultrabars) | 62.03 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 26295. | Andrew (tiger1490) | 62.03 | 98% | 2018-03-02 |
| 26296. | Rimuru (ashborn_tempest) | 62.03 | 96% | 2021-04-02 |
| 26297. | Kobe (kobe8diaz) | 62.03 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 26298. | hydiak (hydiak) | 62.03 | 98% | 2012-09-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |