I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2322. | lav (lavenderrr) | 120.46 | 98.8% | 2024-04-20 |
| 2323. | (c_xor) | 120.46 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 2324. | Hari (harisund) | 120.46 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
| 2325. | Michael (justraven) | 120.45 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
| 2326. | The (alwaystop20) | 120.44 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 2327. | Eterna9 (eterna9) | 120.43 | 100% | 2019-02-05 |
| 2328. | Small (2pacaklypse) | 120.42 | 97% | 2022-01-19 |
| 2329. | Michael (m_soutar3) | 120.41 | 99% | 2025-09-19 |
| 2330. | Charles (clydoscope) | 120.41 | 99.4% | 2025-05-13 |
| 2331. | sheep (theonesheep) | 120.41 | 99.4% | 2024-08-07 |
| 2332. | David Cool (lamchopsez) | 120.39 | 95.8% | 2024-05-22 |
| 2333. | Zuhaib (zuhaibdam) | 120.39 | 99% | 2022-11-15 |
| 2334. | wheeeeeee (limtutu) | 120.39 | 96% | 2018-11-19 |
| 2335. | Alex (alexpizarroj) | 120.38 | 100% | 2018-09-19 |
| 2336. | Ivan (blindingangel) | 120.37 | 99% | 2021-12-06 |
| 2337. | Cliff (slicer_2) | 120.36 | 99% | 2022-09-25 |
| 2338. | Gifty (gifty_asmr) | 120.35 | 98.2% | 2024-10-09 |
| 2339. | (bittery) | 120.35 | 99% | 2025-04-02 |
| 2340. | Coleslaw (coleslaw0) | 120.35 | 95.1% | 2023-07-20 |
| 2341. | egg (eggyolk2) | 120.34 | 99% | 2022-05-22 |
| 2342. | Jayden (jay62) | 120.34 | 98% | 2022-12-27 |
| 2343. | RayRay (fiery2) | 120.32 | 99% | 2023-02-02 |
| 2344. | David (irrelevantging) | 120.31 | 97% | 2025-07-02 |
| 2345. | Emanuel (emanuelr) | 120.29 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
| 2346. | AKRIBANE (akribane_maintrack) | 120.28 | 97.2% | 2024-08-25 |
| 2347. | Alex (joethestickguy) | 120.28 | 98% | 2025-08-25 |
| 2348. | Silver (silverknights1) | 120.26 | 97% | 2024-04-26 |
| 2349. | Jake (thecrunchyalligator) | 120.25 | 100% | 2021-01-06 |
| 2350. | Ammar (ammarthetyper) | 120.25 | 99% | 2021-03-23 |
| 2351. | Kasper (kaspervdpol) | 120.25 | 98% | 2018-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |