As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4919. | Sik (briandec20) | 97.79 | 98% | 2020-07-23 |
| 4920. | USA regime (djancak) | 97.79 | 97% | 2020-07-18 |
| 4921. | Hoopty (phantommonk) | 97.79 | 98% | 2016-04-14 |
| 4922. | Mattmo (mattmothemoth07) | 97.78 | 100% | 2024-03-23 |
| 4923. | guack (guack5) | 97.78 | 96.9% | 2023-12-28 |
| 4924. | dong (dongdong7) | 97.78 | 98% | 2023-03-26 |
| 4925. | aero (aeroagg15) | 97.78 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
| 4926. | Aidan (aidancool) | 97.78 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
| 4927. | ableable (ableford) | 97.77 | 99% | 2022-04-10 |
| 4928. | Lakshay (shaybas) | 97.76 | 98% | 2021-05-16 |
| 4929. | leslie (lpearl) | 97.76 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 4930. | Mizune (mizune) | 97.75 | 93% | 2015-04-17 |
| 4931. | Junya (junia) | 97.75 | 93% | 2015-06-14 |
| 4932. | Cog (cogking) | 97.74 | 97.6% | 2025-01-12 |
| 4933. | 774 (nanasi_t) | 97.74 | 98% | 2022-03-30 |
| 4934. | Kevin (p_wumpkin) | 97.74 | 99% | 2023-07-17 |
| 4935. | JC (stoleyourjams) | 97.73 | 97% | 2022-03-04 |
| 4936. | Singularity (prunthaban) | 97.73 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
| 4937. | Mark (colemakmark) | 97.73 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 4938. | amebda (fookusa) | 97.73 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 4939. | melanie (melanie2525) | 97.72 | 95% | 2015-07-12 |
| 4940. | Aidan (bridgethegap) | 97.72 | 98% | 2021-08-21 |
| 4941. | BinSchnitzel (binschnitzel) | 97.72 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
| 4942. | Sean (uziraff) | 97.72 | 98% | 2021-02-25 |
| 4943. | La Familia (xquyen) | 97.72 | 98% | 2023-11-13 |
| 4944. | David (dlo3) | 97.72 | 97% | 2019-07-24 |
| 4945. | tacosauce0707 (tacosauce0707) | 97.71 | 100% | 2024-02-26 |
| 4946. | Alex (revl8er) | 97.70 | 98% | 2016-02-09 |
| 4947. | Roo (trepur349) | 97.69 | 98% | 2021-05-26 |
| 4948. | W (wbhizzle7) | 97.69 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |