See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5112. | kai (kainetic) | 97.49 | 99% | 2022-06-22 |
| 5113. | Josh (joshcantypefast) | 97.49 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 5114. | Rdmm (rdmm) | 97.48 | 97% | 2024-05-02 |
| 5115. | Dulguun (dulguun_) | 97.48 | 98.5% | 2023-11-25 |
| 5116. | sheeshsheesh (johnnyboi321) | 97.48 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
| 5117. | banhbear (banhbear) | 97.48 | 97.5% | 2023-12-09 |
| 5118. | Nikita (lodo4ka1337) | 97.47 | 97.8% | 2025-03-24 |
| 5119. | Edward (kailhreds) | 97.47 | 99% | 2022-11-19 |
| 5120. | MNL48 Frances DieHardSuppor... | 97.46 | 98.4% | 2024-06-23 |
| 5121. | Declan (decklun) | 97.45 | 98% | 2019-06-19 |
| 5122. | Nathan (ntyperacer1996) | 97.45 | 98% | 2022-06-16 |
| 5123. | (records) | 97.45 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 5124. | d haze (dhays116) | 97.44 | 100% | 2022-11-11 |
| 5125. | badtyper (badtyper_) | 97.44 | 97% | 2024-06-01 |
| 5126. | Paul (hamchow) | 97.44 | 98.8% | 2023-11-17 |
| 5127. | Sewnkin (sewnkin23gg) | 97.43 | 97% | 2021-12-16 |
| 5128. | Kyria F10s (vuldriel14) | 97.41 | 97.7% | 2021-02-08 |
| 5129. | Jorn (dealermedic) | 97.41 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 5130. | Cole (colemakingprocess) | 97.41 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
| 5131. | Matt (mgshowtime) | 97.40 | 98% | 2022-06-17 |
| 5132. | God'sFavSon (alex50k) | 97.39 | 98% | 2023-07-31 |
| 5133. | Viran (viranp) | 97.39 | 96% | 2021-12-05 |
| 5134. | Zachary (sneakyjoi) | 97.38 | 98% | 2022-08-29 |
| 5135. | Harry (bucketheadharry) | 97.38 | 94% | 2022-11-18 |
| 5136. | Jon (awulright) | 97.37 | 99% | 2019-09-20 |
| 5137. | pam (mik0wle3e) | 97.37 | 98% | 2022-03-10 |
| 5138. | Jacques (jacqueswk) | 97.36 | 98% | 2023-06-11 |
| 5139. | J (hahafunfun) | 97.36 | 97% | 2023-09-08 |
| 5140. | IG (icelandicgambit) | 97.36 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
| 5141. | Lijun (lijun99) | 97.35 | 100% | 2023-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |