The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14442. | Ivan Danny (ivandanny) | 81.06 | 95% | 2012-03-25 |
| 14443. | Krzyś (kszysio) | 81.06 | 94% | 2021-08-27 |
| 14444. | strucid (strucidguy123) | 81.06 | 97% | 2022-11-16 |
| 14445. | clarence (zerogly) | 81.06 | 98% | 2021-09-16 |
| 14446. | Smelly (burdturglar) | 81.06 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 14447. | minh (loveclassic) | 81.06 | — | 2009-11-07 |
| 14448. | Tim (timlara) | 81.06 | — | 2010-08-08 |
| 14449. | Nacho (gilagila) | 81.06 | 99% | 2012-12-05 |
| 14450. | Nico (nicosonyx) | 81.05 | 93% | 2016-10-20 |
| 14451. | Ramiei (elli_y) | 81.05 | 96% | 2023-04-01 |
| 14452. | alis (aliss) | 81.05 | 96% | 2021-09-26 |
| 14453. | Javla (javlafan) | 81.05 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 14454. | Christian (chriller) | 81.05 | 89% | 2013-03-01 |
| 14455. | win (pawint) | 81.05 | 94% | 2017-04-21 |
| 14456. | Ethan (chorb) | 81.05 | 98% | 2017-12-12 |
| 14457. | Feteru (feteru) | 81.05 | 95% | 2013-01-08 |
| 14458. | Nathaniel (natgjoh) | 81.04 | 95% | 2022-11-14 |
| 14459. | Cole (colemakingprocess) | 81.04 | 97% | 2021-12-26 |
| 14460. | Tocke (tockenjocke) | 81.04 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 14461. | Vin¢ (kimchikimchibulgogi) | 81.04 | 87% | 2016-07-21 |
| 14462. | Michael (linik123) | 81.04 | 93% | 2015-08-12 |
| 14463. | Adrien (reveparti) | 81.04 | — | 2009-01-03 |
| 14464. | Taejas (taejas) | 81.03 | 97% | 2021-06-16 |
| 14465. | Cole (coles_lambo_15) | 81.03 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 14466. | Shadow (shadow_monarch) | 81.03 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 14467. | omar mamdouh (omar13213) | 81.02 | 97.7% | 2023-09-28 |
| 14468. | 👺 (confiscar) | 81.02 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 14469. | mike1808 (mike1808) | 81.02 | 90% | 2016-08-18 |
| 14470. | Chase (chasericker003) | 81.02 | 97% | 2018-07-02 |
| 14471. | waitwat (waitwat) | 81.02 | 89% | 2013-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |