And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19179. | zen (zensa) | 80.46 | 97.3% | 2021-02-16 |
| 19180. | Macaroni (spacial_macaroni) | 80.45 | 97% | 2021-11-24 |
| 19181. | Matthew (emen_) | 80.45 | 97% | 2021-10-27 |
| 19182. | Dewan (dewan_o) | 80.45 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 19183. | Calvin (calvinlours) | 80.45 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 19184. | chocolateknife (chocolatekn... | 80.45 | 97% | 2017-08-07 |
| 19185. | Lewis (taurox) | 80.45 | 95% | 2016-07-20 |
| 19186. | Karina (kflorez18) | 80.45 | 98% | 2017-12-16 |
| 19187. | Viktor (viktro_touch_type) | 80.44 | 97% | 2020-03-10 |
| 19188. | Justin (orccrusher99) | 80.44 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 19189. | P A N D A (barcodewhale) | 80.44 | 97% | 2018-01-31 |
| 19190. | dfstranger (dfstranger) | 80.44 | 97% | 2019-07-04 |
| 19191. | Daniel (swietlikkielce) | 80.44 | 99% | 2021-05-27 |
| 19192. | Knight (14_knights) | 80.44 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
| 19193. | Ko (__lo) | 80.44 | 96% | 2021-03-30 |
| 19194. | WEST (shsaidul) | 80.44 | 97% | 2014-11-15 |
| 19195. | tstats[ksybrx0x] (ksybrx0x) | 80.43 | 98% | 2023-09-02 |
| 19196. | jm (colaycoding) | 80.43 | 95% | 2016-02-08 |
| 19197. | Harrison (hbguy1234) | 80.43 | — | 2010-03-24 |
| 19198. | jod (thedeathofjudeusfaitheus) | 80.43 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 19199. | Bacosca (bacosca) | 80.43 | 98% | 2015-07-12 |
| 19200. | Kapal Tua :v (cream777) | 80.42 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
| 19201. | ApSad (apaars) | 80.42 | 94% | 2015-09-21 |
| 19202. | HHpotatoes (hhpotatoes) | 80.42 | 96% | 2021-11-03 |
| 19203. | Tyler (soulskiez) | 80.42 | 94% | 2016-05-04 |
| 19204. | Danique (dutchgirll) | 80.42 | — | 2008-11-10 |
| 19205. | bb823 (bb823) | 80.41 | 99% | 2022-04-21 |
| 19206. | vitor (vitorbasso) | 80.41 | 99% | 2019-02-26 |
| 19207. | J (tess2552) | 80.41 | 98% | 2023-02-03 |
| 19208. | Potato (ragingpotato711) | 80.41 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |