The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33325. | Alex (curzuv) | 59.75 | 99% | 2024-04-01 |
| 33326. | Akash gardas (akash932) | 59.75 | 95.6% | 2024-03-04 |
| 33327. | asgfd (akjghaf) | 59.75 | 98% | 2022-05-15 |
| 33328. | Abdul-Qayyum (qayyax24) | 59.75 | 95% | 2025-04-25 |
| 33329. | Jeje McCallister (jejemccal... | 59.75 | 96% | 2023-08-27 |
| 33330. | Retarded (retardedretard) | 59.75 | 90% | 2015-10-31 |
| 33331. | typology (typologia) | 59.74 | 96.8% | 2025-05-22 |
| 33332. | Angel (cyclomos) | 59.74 | 95.2% | 2025-04-26 |
| 33333. | Sasuke Uchiha (sasuke9807) | 59.74 | 97% | 2024-06-06 |
| 33334. | mjafaar (mustaffa) | 59.74 | 96% | 2025-06-05 |
| 33335. | Kappa (rabbit_racer) | 59.74 | 96% | 2019-09-27 |
| 33336. | Daniel (quaque) | 59.74 | 97.3% | 2024-07-28 |
| 33337. | Passenger (quazetiq) | 59.74 | 96% | 2025-01-02 |
| 33338. | Hudson (hudson_the_cat) | 59.74 | 95% | 2022-05-23 |
| 33339. | kamidogu (kamidogu) | 59.74 | 97.4% | 2023-11-17 |
| 33340. | Mark (texasranger) | 59.74 | 91% | 2015-06-03 |
| 33341. | Sadique (zues_op) | 59.73 | 97% | 2024-11-07 |
| 33342. | Zack (poprose) | 59.73 | 95% | 2024-08-28 |
| 33343. | Jimmy bill bob (jimmybillbob) | 59.73 | 93% | 2024-05-02 |
| 33344. | Jan (bover) | 59.73 | 96% | 2024-02-01 |
| 33345. | Cognistics (cognistics) | 59.73 | 95% | 2024-12-05 |
| 33346. | Brian (brynhand) | 59.73 | 94% | 2016-05-15 |
| 33347. | Joona (waks4ik) | 59.73 | 94% | 2012-10-05 |
| 33348. | Vera (vera12) | 59.73 | — | 2010-09-07 |
| 33349. | Rell (zirell) | 59.72 | 96% | 2024-12-05 |
| 33350. | Sikeyyy (sikeeeyyy) | 59.72 | 96% | 2024-09-23 |
| 33351. | Blatsy (blatser) | 59.72 | 96% | 2024-08-08 |
| 33352. | estevanrui (estevanrui) | 59.72 | 95% | 2024-05-08 |
| 33353. | Luke (lukeyap1111) | 59.72 | 97% | 2023-11-28 |
| 33354. | trace (tracevining) | 59.72 | 92% | 2016-01-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |