As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17005. | Chris (quola) | 67.85 | 94.8% | 2023-08-18 |
17006. | Daniel (danielpaanderson) | 67.85 | 98.4% | 2021-01-29 |
17007. | Ivan (vanisher) | 67.85 | 93% | 2015-09-09 |
17008. | Victor (victor_mxs) | 67.84 | 97% | 2023-04-13 |
17009. | Ravi (raviparasar1997@gmail... | 67.84 | 93% | 2016-07-23 |
17010. | a (njut) | 67.84 | 96% | 2020-05-01 |
17011. | Sam (sam77777) | 67.83 | 96.5% | 2021-02-11 |
17012. | DefyingTheOdds (brianwood16) | 67.83 | 97% | 2016-05-28 |
17013. | hira (hiralama) | 67.82 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
17014. | L G (lg1207) | 67.82 | 96% | 2024-06-09 |
17015. | Clayton (clayton68504) | 67.82 | 95% | 2020-01-07 |
17016. | iknnknkn (darknessdone) | 67.82 | 98% | 2020-03-03 |
17017. | william (willjorey) | 67.81 | 98% | 2018-08-16 |
17018. | 4K (not4k) | 67.81 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
17019. | :)) (brokenslowhand) | 67.81 | 94% | 2021-03-09 |
17020. | Ian (coolermaster) | 67.81 | 94% | 2015-11-09 |
17021. | fenth (fenth) | 67.80 | 96% | 2023-01-06 |
17022. | Jen (ninjajen) | 67.80 | 95% | 2021-10-10 |
17023. | Spencer (assassins_creed) | 67.80 | 96% | 2019-06-30 |
17024. | . (kurami) | 67.80 | 96% | 2021-06-05 |
17025. | Mr. Robinson (cogili) | 67.80 | 98% | 2016-09-13 |
17026. | Kuba (wiechciu) | 67.79 | 98% | 2020-04-18 |
17027. | Shannon (s0lanum) | 67.79 | 96% | 2023-02-02 |
17028. | Dennis (nimbus272) | 67.79 | 96% | 2019-05-19 |
17029. | Brian (briantang) | 67.79 | 95% | 2020-08-26 |
17030. | Kevin (faineantt) | 67.79 | 97% | 2019-07-24 |
17031. | Anton (stumphy) | 67.79 | 94% | 2016-02-11 |
17032. | Beknar (danabeknar) | 67.78 | 96% | 2022-07-07 |
17033. | Jotisig (jotisig172_) | 67.78 | 96% | 2023-03-02 |
17034. | John (brodros) | 67.78 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |